Archive - Racket News

The Democrats Have Lost the Plot

Reclaiming some time, from a House hearing on free speech

Mar 10, 2023 •

Meet the Censored: Me?

The Elon Musk portion of the Twitter Files story meets its M. Night Shyamalan ending. On the WTF week to end all WTF weeks

Apr 13, 2023 •

After Vance Blasts Europe, the Mask Drops

An incredible event, followed by a more incredible reaction

Feb 16 •

The Slow-Motion Assassination

Self-described guardians of democracy spent years creating a lethal atmosphere around Donald Trump

Jul 14, 2024 •

The Media is Busted

And will soon die.

Feb 8 •

Farewell to Volodymyr Zelensky, the GEICO Lizard of the New World Order

Thanking God that the era of mandatory applause for neoliberal mascots is finally over. Can Greta Thunberg come to the White House next?

Mar 3 •

News Blackout in Effect

The Michael Morell story is disposed of by press janitors

Apr 22, 2023 •

Giant Electoral Asteroid Strikes America's Intellectual Class, Which Fails to Notice

The dustbin of history awaits thousands of race-baiting professional panic-mongers whose craven dishonesty gave Donald Trump a popular-vote mandate

Nov 6, 2024 •

Begin the Deprogramming: There Was No "Pandemic of the Unvaccinated"

A note on Jimmy Kimmel, Howard Stern, Joe Biden, Stephen Colbert, and others

Nov 8, 2024 •

Nation Shrugs as Godzilla Eats Washington

Donald Trump's sequel return is already an epic monster movie, and the country seems to think the capital's trampling is a net plus

Feb 4 •

Ding, Dong, the Cult is Dead!

The national mass psychosis is finally dealt a blow, making it safe to be sane again

Nov 11, 2024 •

Pardon Me, But This Is Bullshit

Joe Biden or whoever is running the White House can absolve anyone they please, but Anthony Fauci needs to stand tall before the man. The world is owed…

Dec 5, 2024 •

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