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Uhm, excuse me Matt, "family" is a white Christian heteronormative construct invented to oppress intersectional feminists, and support for the concept proves you're on the Wrong Side of History.

... kidding, obviously. I'm gonna go cook with my parents and then probably watch a Mel Brooks movie with them. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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Blazing Saddles is a classic!

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“Back off or I’m going to shoot the n-word!!!!!”

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The n-word? Oh, you mean Niagara falls!!

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“Baby please! I am not from Havana!” Remains the best non-sensical way to tell your significant other you’re not in the mood.

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The sheriff is near!

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“Let me whip this out…”

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Harumph!

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"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"

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That guy didn't harumph!

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Give the governor a harumph! You watch your ass...

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"Hold your ears folks, it's showtime!"

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'Mornin' Maam, and isn't it a looovely mornin'?' I great my staff that way every morning, none of 'em get the reference...

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My team at work regularly calls the change orders we issue “working up a number 6”.

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IT'S TWUE, IT'S TWUE.

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Lol gotta read with glasses on. I read gotta go cook my parents at first. Lol

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That's a helluvan idea.

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My mother is from Mexico and she grew up beyond dirt poor as migrant farmers.

The story as I'm told when she brought me as a baby to my grandfather in Mexico in which he ran all through town boasting to everyone he didn't owe money to and even then some of them that his grandson "He's an American! He'll be president!!!"

I was always rather embarrassed by the story growing up never understanding why it was a big deal.

"Son where I'm from you don't escape who you are, we are Lozano's everyone knows that we aren't good for our debts. He saw a child by virtue of just being born in the States could be free of that. Be his own man and however improbable maybe even be President"

That's what what I'm grateful for today.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and safe travels!

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I am so thankful my parents immigrated to the United States in 1950. My Grandparents had immigrated to Canada from some German speaking area of Europe in the right after WW1. They took over a one room shack, abandoned by the previous homesteaders, out in the middle of nowhere in Manitoba. The family had one cow. No running water and no insulation in the shack. It was a two hour walk to the one room schoolhouse. According to dad, only frightening when the wolves would howl. He learned the English language at the schoolhouse and his mother grasped some English from the text books the children brought home. Seven children, only one died. Temperatures could reach 40 below zero and the winds blow hard across the prairie. My father was slight of built and was beaten up occasionally for being German by his the local kids. They weren't so receptive to the blond haired kraut.

The Great Depression forced the family to move to the city of Winnipeg where they went on "Relief", AKA welfare. When my father, who was the youngest of the seven, was fifteen years old his mother gave him five dollars and told him he was on his own. He jumped on a freight train eastbound to the fields in Ontario to work in the tobacco fields. After a while he got back to Winnipeg and completed an apprenticeship program at the railroad. He married my mother, had one child and left for Southern California. HIs skilled trade satisfied one of the requirements to immigrate. Some of the other requirements were an active bank account with some money stashed away, a letter from the local police department stating he was a decent person and "sponsor" from California, someone who would back them up if they should become a burden to the system.

I never went to college. I became a railroader till I realized I didn't like the job. I found a career in sales and did OK. Sure I had to work late nights, weekends and most holidays but I earned a decent income. I was able to stop working at 60 years of age and now live comfortably and am confident about my future. I'm not so sure I would of had the same outcome if my parents decided not to immigrate.

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Welcome to America, friend.

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I love this so much <3

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On one hand it is a good thing to think of American's as having an ability to escape their past. On the other hand it is sad that as a Mexican your grandfather felt he couldn't escape his past.

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Yes, it is different elsewhere. In Tbilisi, in the Republic of Georgia, a Russian family exiled from Russian society there by the Czar, over 250 years ago. They thought they were accepted, but they could never be Georgians. I know the daughter. She escaped with her father's help, and that of a sympathetic Georgian family, to America. After the secession, because she was Russian, she was raped over and over - I guess because nobody would stop it, and because she was identified as one of the oppressors. But, her family line was cast out of Russia and had no choice in the matter. The rapists were classmates, families she knew. She still has the psychological scars from that, although she married in America, had a daughter, graduated college, and bought a house. She doesn't sleep well, still. I won't say where she is, but when you see someone, you never know what their story is.

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Stuff is different outside of North America. My grandfather’s family in Ukraine moved to their village in the 1850s and 80 years later were still called “the new people”!!!

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Friend of mine born and grew up in Chicago in a Croat neighborhood. His cousin married a Serb who was also born and grew up in Chicago. My friend told me that at the wedding the Serbs sat on one side of the church and the Croats on the other and hardly spoke to each other, but their Chicago born children all grew up in the same schools, were friends and mixed well with each other at the reception. They were Americans. The wedding itself showed it.

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Nice story, but free of debt? Not for most Americans.

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I believe the point is that in America you have the chance to escape from your birth station, while his grandfather perceived that in Mexico you are forever trapped by class and name.

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Yea, I know it comes off clunky and yes contrived but for one day I force myself not to care.

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Neither clunky nor contrived at all. It obviously resonated with many people.

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Good point here Deco. Allow me a few thoughts as a counterpoint - not in competition to your point but as a consequence further down the road of it.

One area that concerns me with this (and I am not really in a position to condemn or revere anyone in this), is that immigrants are vulnerable to messages (especially 2nd and 3rd generation immigrants) of neoliberal, financialized messages around ownership, taking on risk, and being appropriated much more easily because their desire to escape their current place often implies an urgency of "doing almost anything".

My world view happens to believe that, in some sense, we all want to belong and feel that we are a part of a relationship, family, community, country or culture. But because the dominant culture has won wars, taken other countries resources, and decimated their enemies --- all that is left to do is to change history - redefine the US as winners (and desire to be one too). And this is most easily done if we embrace certain internal beliefs (greed is good, USA first, if you do not love the US then leave it -- a whole host of American exceptionalistic ideas.

So, my response is that the US wants a certain kind of immigrant (almost like universities want a certain kind of student), someone who will be pliable, responsive, and go into debt or take on great risk just to carve out a piece of a huge pie cut into small pieces.

Now, I realize this existence might change station at the individual level and is broadcasted to loud decibels on the right using John Alt as its hero --- but this self-made person is such a fiction if you study the history of east coast elites, banks, and networks of power over the 20th century.

I am not saying to anyone, they should stay in Mexico (or fill in the corrupt state) but what I am saying is the trap still exists here in the US - and how do you begin to know what it is you are unfamiliar with as an immigrant? While there may be resiliencies and huge benefits that protect immigrant families --- often times there are things to learn here that take generations to understand and combat.

So, while I totally respect and support your idea of America as an escape hatch notion (one that my family think about too in other areas of the world as this country becomes more fascist), traps are ubiquitous and the governing principles are crony capitalism (either dressed up or tossed out).

Would enjoy hearing your response.

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Interesting perspective. As you note, the typical 1st gen immigrant comes here in response to an immediate, usually dire need without any thought of what they’re signing up for long term. I assume your characterization of the kind of immigrant America wants relates to who it attracts, and not any US process that screens for those characteristics. Because there is no screening. So it comes down to who is motivated to come here and why.

That’s a very diverse group, with different motivations and different type and severity of risk to overcome. There are Mexicans who simply walk across the border because they’re sick of narcoterrorist disemboweling people. There are those whose local economy and community was wiped out because of NAFTA, as Tedder130 pointed out. There are people who overstay their student or tourist visa because they like the culture or have gotten accustomed to life here. There are refugees fleeing a hollowed out war-zone. There are people fleeing suffocating, dead-end lives under the thumb of overtly corrupt, oppressive, murderous governments.

What these people are likely not thinking is whether they are going to end up a cog in some system that will exploit and trap them even worse than they currently are. If you travel through very impoverished parts of the world, you will see oceans of people, standing on their native soil, desperate to find someone who will exploit them, right then and there. Economic survival immigrants (I don’t know what percentage of all US immigrants they represent) don’t have the luxury of declining to be duped into a different trap in America. I don’t doubt your description of the down the road consequences of economic immigrants. I also don’t disagree that America plays a role in creating conditions abroad that spur desperate migration, coupled with propaganda that America is heaven on earth. But I also don’t see that immigrants in droves regret coming here upon realizing they’ve been sold a false dream. They're not telling their relatives or friends back home to stay put. Hardly any of the immigrants get the full American Dream and slide into the top 10%, but they got the improvement over the alternative they came for. What their children experience, if they fall into the debt and rat-race trap of America, is no different than what the rest of Americans experience. I don’t know how you measure whether the 3rd gen immigrants are better off in America vs if grandpa had never left.

Your point about America wanting a certain kind of immigrant reminded me of something I once ran across. A researcher argued that part of what defines America’s characteristics, as a nation, is the gene pool of the early settlers. I don't know how well documented this is, but I found it hilarious if true. The story goes that when England was trying to recruit people to encourage them to populate the colonies, they ran extensive bullshit riddled ad campaigns to entice people to start a new life in America. The reality was that America was a pretty miserable offer on all fronts: dangerous, untested, no amenities/resources/services/infrastructure, no established communities, raw undiscovered (to the Brits) terrain with lots of unknowns, dangerous passage over the Atlantic, shitty conditions all around. The takers who went for it, despite these hideous conditions, were predisposed to being 1. extremely gullible and susceptible to advertising, and 2. reckless risk takers unfocused on analyzing risks or cost-benefits. That's the DNA they carried with them to the new world. The claim isn’t that this DNA is over-represented in all US immigrants, but it was overrepresented in the very early settlers. Sounds to me like the VHS syndrome. Just as VHS beat out BetaMax because it arrived and entrenched itself first, and not because it was superior, these characteristics became entrenched in the American culture.

This hilarious link made between America's character and the DNA of the early settlers rings true to me in some sense. One thing that stands out here, uncommon in the other places I've lived or visited, is that America is a dictatorship of the extravert. It's not enough to live, achieve, do, be, unless it's publicized. I'm not saying all or even most Americans are like this. I'm just saying that these things are not only not frowned upon, but are encouraged and rewarded. In other cultures, exhibitionism is distasteful, being loud and commanding attention are distasteful. Tooting your own horn is really distasteful. Yet here it's damn near obligatory. If you don't shout your achievements from the mountaintops, they never occurred. Advertising and marketing are respectable pursuits, not thinly veiled deception, a perception perhaps baked in via the DNA of the earliest settlers.

Finally, I echo your concern about America sinking into fascism. I'd hate to pack up and leave all over again, and I hope it doesn't come to that. But I'm definitely not sticking around to subject my daughter to the horrors I thought I'd escaped when I immigrated here.

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Some fantastic insights Deco!!! I want to borrow the "dictatorship of the extrovert" phrase as it is something I've experienced myself too.

And just to clear up my meaning (although you did a wonderful job going into the different aspects) of America wanting a certain type of person as their immigrants - I think they are on the look out for those people who come from abject poverty, had little hope but could slowly find a way to rise to the top of their community and profession in such a way as they could be marketed as the "American Dream 2.0" but rebranded for people of color, or different nationalities. George Carlin said it best, American dream - you have to asleep to believe. Here is his concert but do not let your daughter hear it because his language is more comedic than family oriented (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q

The notion that newly turned Americans could rescue the elite class from the current milieus they created from the political class for the past few decades (as our sacrifice zones - Pine Ridge, South Dakota or Immakalee Florida https://truthout.org/video/journalist-chris-hedges-on-capitalisms-sacrifice-zones-communities-destroyed-for-profit/ ) seems optimistic and yet I sincerely believe that so many want that feel good fix that America could be a land of promise.

Anyhow, I enjoyed this dialogue and wish you the very best Deco!

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These are all very good, and largely well-informed posts, but I think you are still falling for the knee-jerk, late-20th-century trap of "Amurrica Bad, M'kay?"

I mean, to posit that "American is looking for..." or "America is on the lookout for..." is positing some sinister organization that is in control of what "America" wants, and that's post-Alex-Jones nuttery.

Can you not see that, as you write it? There are huge elements of randomness and chance that our pattern-seeking brains desperately want to impose simplistic cause/effect patterns on.

Which is a mild and understandable error, until we get all the scholars and academics trying to EXTRACT INSIGHT FROM THE VERY FALSE ORDER THEY HAVE IMPOSED!

And they do so, not because they are stupid, or inexpert, or ill-informed, but because incentives exist for them to do so. Papers get published, tenured faculty positions are awarded, awards are given and seminars are commissioned...and never for the conclusion "This the result of a million random inputs to the system", which latter is, I suspect more true than any number of scholarly works.

Not that any specific conclusion is wrong, just that the aggregate, the consensus, is way the f off.

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Likewise, mcelroyj. Very much enjoyed your thought provoking posts.

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A series of excellent, thought-provoking posts.

I would add only that "risk-taking" and "gullibility" are only peripherally related to actual genetic makeup. They are traits largely generated in response to social and cultural conditions, not DNA.

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That settler VHS theory is fascinating

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Super creative and spot on.

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This is a fascinating and thoughtful perspective. A pair of my own ancestors fled Scotland, not because they wanted 'a new life' in America, but because they had broken the social law--a footman married a lady--and were ostracized. The famed 'Scots-Irish' settler-colonialists were already seasoned killers as they had been brought over to Northern Ireland to displace--literally--the rebellious natives. I can see this perverted American DNA...

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Immigration stories tell you so much about other countries at different times in history. I never would have encountered the history of the famed Scots-Irish but for a discussion of where we Americans came from.

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Betamax (1975) hit the market two years before VHS (1977). Betamax was technologically superior to VHS and offered a much better sound and viewing experience. However, VHS allowed the user to record programming up to two hours, while Beta was limited to one hour of recording.

This seemingly secondary function was a big hit with consumers and allowed VHS to quickly overtake Beta and eventually drive Beta out of the market. I can still hear my father, an early Beta enthusiast and noted cinephile, grumbling at the inferior quality of VHS after he was forced to abandon his beloved Betamax and switch to VHS.

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Still, it was probably much better to be a serf on a prosperous estate in Czarist Russia than a poorly managed one. The idea of a "better life" is relative. I like to think of migrants as fleeing so they don't die.

As a side note, when I worked in a Mexican village in 1972 as an interpreter for some kind of flying doctors, I found that almost every young man, even of considerable means, had made the journey "al otro lado" where they worked and brought back dollars. It was a kind of rite of passage and opportunity to build a nest egg--literally as they wanted to marry. When the border closed in the 90s, men like either did not go or stayed in the US.

Another note: people in my village were 'poor' in money, but they had plenty to eat and enough cash for necessities and some luxuries. NAFTA changed all that and bankrupted these small farmers so they had to emigrate to the US in order to "not die".

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Good insight re: metrics around relative "poverty", as the stories of my people living in the Mississippi woods during the Depression (for whom "tenant farmer", a slightly nicer for of indentured servitude, was an upgrade), and for whom "living off the land" offered a plenitude of dietary choices, mostly healthy and free, except for the effort to obtain them.

There 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 be some economic theory or government policy of the era that explains how my parents' families both ended up in California (my Grandmother was basically sold off as laborer/prospective sex slave at one point, though she escaped and made it back to the distant relatives who were in charge of her after she'd been orphaned. So she was even worse off than "living in the woods".) by the end of the 30s.

Needless to say, pre-war California, and eventually post-war California was, as the Beverly Hillbillies theme clamed, "the place you oughta be". Two generations of academics, hard work and playing music for the members of the Southern Diaspora in central California later, and you've got a very prosperous clan of white Californians, being lectured about their fucking privilege.

I am not fond of simple immigration narratives.

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Aren't you suggesting that immigrants are less resistant to capitalist predators than the native born?

My life experience suggests it's a wash.

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Trapped by class and name? Trapped by debt? Trapped is trapped the last time I checked.

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Last time you checked did you also confirm that socio-economic mobility in both countries was equally doomed?

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I believe that was what my comment pointed out.

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Unless you have one of those money printing presses, like the Fed does. Then it's all just a matter of perspective and narrative.

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Hmm. Have you forgotten the Mexican Revolution? Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata were both peasants.

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I should have immigrated to Mexico.

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It's not too late.

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This was 36 years ago now, I don't this he had the foresight of easy credit and massive student loans.

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Thank you for this. Strange times when the irreverent, non-conformist, toothy-smirking, levity-promoting independents are the ones urging us to enjoy *Thanksgiving*, *tradition*, and *family*, while the official airwaves issue mirthless scoldings by the most desiccated souls clinging to long lost relevance. The notion that we ought to hang our head in shame over genocide is laughable. There are descendants and survivors of genocide who came here in order to, you know, be rescued from genocide. There are immigrants here whose counties and lives in those countries were destroyed *by America*. Imagine how deranged you have to be to tell these people that they must reflect upon how they bear the stain of America’s sins. I don’t care what anyone says. Even Columbus’ own children don’t bear the sins of their father, much less 300 million people unrelated to him, hundreds of years later. And news flash, every one of us descended from some genocidal maniac or other. No one is ancestrally blameless and pure.

And you’re wrong about one thing, Matt. America is exceptionally good. It’s under attack by an evangelizing rot on the inside. This rot aims to make America the horror show it claims it always was. But this is my home, my country, and those who defy the rot far outnumber the rotevangelists. I’m thankful that I got to immigrate here, become a citizen, and make a good life for myself, a life entirely out of my reach (what a euphemism) in my native country.

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During the 2020 "Summer of Protests," when soulless blue bloods like Anderson Cooper and the entire staffs of MSNBC and NPR, and many at the Times and the Post, were telling us to question the celebration of the 4th of July or just to absolutely reject it as a tool of "white supremacy," I thanked my lucky stars that I live in an immigrant-heavy, non-hip part of New York City where I could go to my rooftop and enjoy a dizzying, 360-degree display of illegal fireworks as far as the eyes could see. It was a thing of wonder, and way better than any overly ordered Macy's display.

Immigrants (and first-and second-generation Americans) love the 4th of July, and celebrate in the highest of style. I'm happy to be celebrating the 4th with them, rather than the miserable "radical" Brooklyn gentrifiers that quadrupled that borough's rents over about 5 years, and destroyed its soul in the process.

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It's hard to deceive immigrants about how awful America is. We've lived the far worse alternative, and choose to be here. We're not here by default or accident of birth, but through years of patience, effort, cost and uphill battle.

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So true.

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My parents came here in the 1950s and I don't feel like I belong here, neither does my son. My mother cried before dying about having come here. It never should have happened, and we are successful Americans. The culture here has no sense of honor, people have no tolerance, respect, or self-discipline. That is why I write about values and behaviors.

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Unfortunately, you arrived here just as the campaign to undermine community and replace it with "rugged individualism" was just beginning. It reached its zenith about 20 years later when neoliberal economics and consumerism became essentially the law of the land. By then, the advertising industry had already trained one generation that belonging is a function of having the right clothes and the right car and the right kind of lifestyle and getting more than other people instead of working with your neighbors and family for the general benefit. That's why nobody feels like they belong anywhere, and why it's so easy to create a cult mindset with well-constructed propaganda.

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One thing I noticed is there is no trust. Trust with others in society comes from our values and behaviors to achieve the values we aspire to. Consumerism started in the 1980s, and the Reagan regime tried to get people to buy things because of the recession he inherited. By 1985 Madona was singing Material World, which set the tone for the decade.

Boomers were the ones spending money Boomers who were calling for social justice because of the Vietnam War, and social inequities now turned into Yuppies, seeking societal success. To move up, they used capitalistic values; they had no societal values. Yuppies were the Wall Street monsters and aspiring CEOs that looked at workers as a commodity. They are the ones that flourished in creating the predatory capitalism we have today.

We went from Social Justice values, to values to help businesses thrive. While working at Bell Labs, all of our purposes were to create value for the company. There was no concern about self but respect for the company. People believed this was what the Japanese thought. American cars had horrible quality. Deming's theories of quality, and quality teams were instituted. In 1990 when Nafta came in, all the Quality teams were shuffled aside as jobs started to leave the US. By 2000 semiconductors were also gone, and engineers like me were out of a job.

I don't think public relations groups were smart enough to institute this change into material thinking. It seemed as though a synchronicity of events moved the US into this thinking, which affected collective consciousness. Durkheim's definition of collective consciousness can be thought of as trust (I think so anyway). Jung says collective consciousness is more profound than trust; it is more spiritual. I agree more with Jung.

We have no trust in society anymore because of the Capitalist beliefs. There is no ethics in business other than making a profit. That is why the WEF is trying to sell stakeholder capitalism. People have to trust their community's employer, and this is wrong; people have to trust each other based on behaviors that create trust. The social justice they are pushing is CRT which has no values. It uses relative morality not universal morality.

I do not trust the government we have because the first priority of a government is protecting property, which they don't want to do. The dog wants to go out, and I have a lot of things to do. I have to stop writing sorry.

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We are right to distrust the institutions we have allowed to decay. Now they have their own skewed incentives, none of which have "the good of the country" or "the good of the citizens" as more than a small component.

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Curious, is there anywhere you feel you do or might belong? I'm interested in your perspective because the sense of belonging is something that has eluded me my whole life. The only place I've experienced flashes of it are in America, but it's very contextual and far from persistent.

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My father and mother came from Eastern Europe, (Poland and Hungary) lost their farms to the Russians. Poland and Hungary now believe in keeping their culture al values, and inclusion means accepting cultural values.

America never had any cultural values when I was in grade school in the 60s and high school till the mid-70s. American schools never taught values. Our Civics class on the constitution bored me to tears in 7th grade. I think as you do that, we ended up here. The values of this country eroded with the Vietnam War in the 1960s.

Poland, Hungry, Chech, Slavic, and Croatia seem to start flourishing and want intact values and culture, Germany had its culture destroyed, but they still have values. Values of character build trust. I do not trust this government, the narrative being presented, or the oligarchs and politicians who want these presented. My soul is not at peace here. The ethical values this country should have are:

1. Trustworthy; (don't cheat, don't steal, reliable, dependable, be faithful to your family and your character, do what you say, honest),

2. Respect; (tolerance, listening to others, using good manners, not bad language, being considerate of the feelings of others, don't threaten, hitting or hurting anyone , dealing peacefully with anger, insults),

3. Responsibility; (self-control, be self-disciplined, think before you act, consider the consequences, be accountable for your words, actions, and attitudes)

4. Fairness; (play by the rules, take turns and share, be open-minded; temperate, analytical, sincere, truthful, don't blame others carelessly. treat all people fairly or equally, objectivity)

5. Caring; ( Be compassionate and show empathy, express gratitude, forgive others, Help people in need)

6. Citizenship; (Volunteerism, the environment, don't pollute. paying your taxes no loopholes or hiding money, honoring ideals country was founded on, getting involved in community affairs , stay informed; vote, be a good neighbor, obey laws and rules, respect authority)

The moral character could be learned in a church, temple, or synagog. I think if America had ethical values and behaviors like this, people could trust one another. Religion does make your mind stronger and assists with imagined self-identity and achieving goals. But ethical values are the basis

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From a family with roots so far back we don't know when our ancestors immigrated. Don't tell anyone but my family continues to instruct our young in the values you listed. As many of these values have become microaggressions, we instruct secretly. Saying "character and integrity matter" is now considered offensive by some. I can understand why immigrants might consider all of us dirt bags. I would think the same if I didn't know better. I hope it helps to hear that the work continues all be it in secret.

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You think America had no values because your older family members weren’t American. If your parents or grandparents were GI Generation you would believe something quite different.

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But Deco, those things aren't COOL.

And we have long ago decided that being perceived as "COOL" was waaay more important than those old-fashioned values you cite. More important than actually 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 cool, by a long shot.

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I'm sure the "you know who I mean" people are exactly as you describe them. Where I live, and the people I know, are not like that. But suffer or leave or change it for what I assure you will NOT be "the better". I won't tell you to love it or leave it but you really should set as a goal: finding and moving to the great place where people DO have the sense of honor, tolerance, respect and self-discipline you are unable to find here.

I try not to speculate as to your national or cultural origin. but I kind of suspect...

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Right now, the people with the most character on the planet seem to be the Japanese. Their elderly offered to go to the Fukushima power plant and be subjected to radiation to save the young. There is no integrity among the people or the leaders.

If a man of integrity that wanted to do good morally for the people of this country came in, he could be taking the most powerful person in the world.

I'm taking an online course at Hillsdale College that is free. The first lesson talks about the Greeks and the Romans. One of the ancients found that the middle class supports the country the most and asks for no financial favors. Rome fell because the rich did not want to keep foreign ventures, the middle class shrank, as Rome expanded, more people came into Rome, it became culturally diverse, and it had open borders. The and ancients knew a lot about government and citizenship. Check out https://online.hillsdale.edu/#course-offerings The course on America and its Citizenship In decline is free.

I have to stay here. My son may be able to move back, but he does not know the language. My goal is to write about building values and becoming honorable people. The politicians and corporate leaders have none of this.

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We need to defund NPR. Let them compete. Time for state media to go.

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It has already been mostly defunded for a long time. It is a corporate tool now.

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Yeah, that didn't pan out like I would have liked (the network becoming more ethical and even-handed) or expected (becoming a minor league reincarnation of Pacifica Network).

In retrospect, I don't think anyone forsaw that the interests of the corporate oligarchs and the anti-American cultural elites would dovetail so neatly.

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I eagerly look forward to losing the MSNBC class forever in a bloody Terror. I’ve taken up knitting.

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"The blades' aim is inerrant true

the game's in choosing necks."

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Thank you. All of my grandparents were first generation. Escaping poverty and communism to come here and now all of their descendants are supposed to atone for the sins of those before them according to 50% of the country it seems. The same people whining about somebody's privilege fail to acknowledge they too have many privileges.

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Also I will punch in the face the next person who says blacks are responsible for American wealth. Not to minimize slavery being bad but if you honestly think the incremental added value of free cotton picking labor available only to a tiny minority of plantation owners is what made America the richest nation on earth, with no regard to centuries of innovation and millions upon millions of immigrant laborers, and have not the faintest idea that African slavery dwarfed that of North America in scope and scale without making Africans rich , then you understand history and economics exactly as badly as your shitty test scores say you do.

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I'm not sure how much longer this country will remain rich and full of innovation. It's very troubling to see a large segment of the population center their entire identity on being victims. Too many people have become lazy, obese and long time malingerers finding every excuse to not excel in life or work.

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Well, the feelings of 10th graders are more important than such white supremacist concepts as "innovation" and "excellence" and "right answers" and "achievement". So, we get rid of advanced classes, and hard grades and make sure we respect other "ways of knowing" things like math and chemistry. This way, people who don't learn math can pass math classes.

And we should totally incorporate tribal math because "The zero wasn't invented by white men!"

Yeah, we're about to be out-competed, and sooner than later.

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People can barely read these days as well. I can't tell you how many times I see people with the reading ability of a third grader who somehow got a college degree. I put myself through college later in life and the things I witnessed there were downright disturbing. It's all about diploma mills.

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The fact that 10th graders are poor learners has everything to do with the defunding of public education--a piece of the neoliberal wet dream of privatization. America could learn from other countries who do this right.

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Oh sit around any corporate meeting where they talk about micro aggression and women ask pleadingly why men won’t stop raping them and you’ll start watching prepping videos pronto.

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Pretty thin soup, Sevender. The wealth of the South, in slaves and in cotton trading, was vast. We are not talking about what made America the richest nation on earth" in contemporary terms, but in the reality of pre-Civil War South which had yet to benefit from "millions of immigrant laborers." There is little doubt that the South helped birth the capitalism of modern America by virtue of enslaved Blacks. You just don't want to acknowledge the debt.

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The South had a few people with great wealth, in a society that overall was poorer and less developed than the North. Basically, Anglo-Brazil.

It was the dynamic and innovative North that made us a wealthy country, instead of another Brazil. It is true that the Northern textile industry needed Southern cotton, although freeing the slaves didn't seem to hurt it in the least.

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Fits the example of all the other former slave societies in the New World that ended up poor even today. So much Hannah Nicole Grift or whatever her name is.

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You fight like a girl.

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Now you are just getting lazy...

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Anyone who comes from sub-blue collar stock knows how this country was built, it was on the exploited, worked-to-death backs of white people (not entirely, of course). If you never saw this dynamic, you are the enemy, and should atone for your unearned "privilege".

Instead, those who pretend to think the country was built on the labor of black people are the very ones who benefitted from exploiting EVERYBODY, and lecture the broad class of "people not me" about privilege.

No wonder there's "white rage" (which I feel every time I see that corrupt, jowly PoS Gen. Miley, among many).

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My parents were immigrants from Germany in the mid 1930s. One of my grandparents got here in 1946, two died of illness, and one was killed by the Nazis.

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It would’ve been worse if they were Blacque.

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It's way less than 50% that even remotely has that expectation or atonement, at least in the streets that I walk.

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Probably less than 1 percent who even THINK about it, let alone form expectations. And then I ask---what expectations?

It's a debate composed of several talking points raised to a high order by the busiest and loudest bullhorns. I'll keep saying it---it's both diversion and preventive measure from tackling the real issues. Promoted and promulgated by all sides and from all quarters.

The issues involved have a role to play in any debate over the future of the U.S. debate, but the debate has veered off track and has taken faulty aim and misfired at the wrong targets.

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Ah yes, "both sidesism".

Equally bad, equally off track, of course. Except one side has control of the teachers' unions, the media, academia and the permanent bureaucracy. ("But what about Fox? What about the Heritage Foundation? What about my crazy uncle?". No. Not equal.)

As for the future of "the debate", what does it mean when one side (the one with, you know, the intelligence agencies and the Army) seems to be maneuvering towards demonizing the other as "domestic terrorists"? It's a very successful debate tactic, I guess, going off the examples of Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao and Hitler.

I suspect it's going to make "McCarthyism" look like a minor stunt that hindered the careers of a few screenwriters. (Yes, I know it was HUAC.)

Your "bothsidesism" is pretty strained.

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"....Except one side has control of the teachers' unions, the media, academia and the permanent bureaucracy..."

"I'm your typical intellectually lazy right-winger and these here things are things I was told not to like so I don't like them and because I don't like them we're gonna make them all leftist and stuff and anything leftist ain't good and these things especially is all dirty leftist stuff."

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Some things are so obvious it doesn't require much "intellectual work" to see them. And do you 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 think lefties/wokies/progressives arrive at their conclusions via rigorous thought and adversarial analysis, and conservatives/libertarians/right-wingers just accept what they are told to think?? Wow. Contrafactuals it is, then. ​Thanks for the gaslighting, straw manning and projection though.

Oh, and for the fine example of complete lack of self-awareness. You can't possibly know how you sound when you say stuff like that.

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That 50% is 1% raging morons, 2% woke profiteers, 12% real bigots, and 35% cowards.

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That's a lot of canvassing and collating.

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I think one concept that is in great need for resurrection is the Middle Way (Golden Mean). I can understand a little why young people lean to binary, black and white thinking due to their lack of experience. But aren’t we all supposed to learn from other peoples experiences? Perhaps It would help if more people had jobs that actually dealt with real things, such as a mechanic or cook.

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Hand me a monkey wrench and a meat cleaver and I'll deal with some real things, you betcha.

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The Columbus Day holiday we’re now supposed to observe as a day of “mourning” 🤣 😂 was actually introduced as an inadequate apology to Italian-Americans who famously had been so railroaded through the cRiminaL juStIce system that two of their names became permanently attached to it as an example of courtroom racism; who had literally been shot down on the streets en masse—men, women and children alike—by shotgun-toting sheriffs as they cruised down the street in their sedans; who had been imprisoned in concentration camps during WWII (although with far less whining than the Japanese); and who had been the targets of the largest-ever lynching in US history, although you wouldn’t know that from visiting the new melano-fellating “Lynching Musuem.”

If Indians have any actual point to make I’d love to hear it. I’ve almost always supported protests advocating for specific programs to improve the material condition of actual live Indians, which we could easily do given they are an infinitesimally small minority despite the deafening noise they make. Mostly of their leaders though just seem to want to spoil things and make other people feel guilty for forcing them to rape and kidnap their women. I don’t know what this is supposed to accomplish, although it feels like a setup to a grift. Until the tune is changed, I’m tuning out.

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Please tune out. If you can actually write, "make other people feel guilty for forcing them to rape and kidnap their women..." about Indians, you cannot have much rational to say.

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The case of Elizabeth Warren is interesting; she never put Native American ancestry on the record in any of her college applications or applications for academic jobs or tenure, and only included it after she was hired as a professor, apparently responding to a request by someone within the administration who wanted to use her claim in college materials for the purpose of Diversity Publicity. So if there was fraud or grift involved, it was on the part of the institution, going for maximum social justice cred by using any means that worked to inflate the result. Even if that happened, as infractions go, it's borderline. Indicative of something squirrelly, but trivial in and of itself.

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Here's the thing: throughout the existence of homo sapiens, stronger groups have taken from, abused, and killed weaker groups (whether because of technology, superior strategy, or sheer numbers). The word slave comes from the Latin for Slavic people, whom the Romans vigorously enslaved. Slavery existed in Africa for millennia before Europeans came. Tribes in the Americas waged war on the others long before Columbus or Cortez (see, Aztec wall of skulls in Mexico City). The history of Europe is mostly a history of war and bloodshed from prehistory through WWII. None of this is meant to be an excuse, but to say that the issue is not a unique feature of America but a feature of humanity. By nature we're much more like chimpanzees than bonobos. If the tables were turned and the Apache had guns and cannons and sailing ships and armies and large numbers and came to Europe where those things were unknown, how would that have played out? Similarly. It's a tragedy but humanity is doing somewhat better these days and we need to stop the self flagellation, and stop the hubris of thinking that the sins of 200 years ago are unique VS the sins of 1000 or 2000 or 10,000 years ago just because they are fresher in memory.

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Well put. Those truths are why I roll my eye at every descendant of a formerly enslaved group or abused tribe who claims current victim status. You are not a victim. You are a self-indulgent waste of human flesh. Get up, get out, live without blaming others for your own misery.

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Hell, we most likely killed off the Neanderthals, except to the extent we bred with them and preserved a bit of their DNA. (And how likely is it that those were loving consensual encounters?) My great grandfather was Choctaw so I have a sense of the tragedy of what happened to the Native Americans (at least, the ones who were here at the time after probably killing off some earlier folks who crossed the land bridge from Asia). But there is literally no possible way the encounter berween Europe and the Americas could have played out differently. What happened is what happens every single time there is a vast power difference between two groups of humans.

So let's celebrate that we're doing better at managing our aggressive violent natures. The polar bears aren't going to stop eating baby seals and we don't blame them for it, it's what they do. But we have the ability to stop killing and hating each other so let's keep going with that, without wallowing in a narcissistic dream world of nonsense.

And by the way the way, if the chimpanzees, who dearly love a bit of the old ultra-violence, ever manage to cross the Congo River, the peaceful, matriarchal, free-love bonobos will be in deep shit.

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"(And how likely is it that those were loving consensual encounters?) "

Oddly enough, quite. Since modern humans (other than Africans) sport Neanderthal DNA, that means that Homo sap. women bore children to Neanderthal fathers and raised the babies in H. sap. bands. Granted, there may also have been captured Neanderthal women; but Neanderthals were massive and muscular - they would have been dangerous captives. On the other hand, since they were European natives, they would have been valuable guides and tutors for incoming Africans.

In other words, our ancestors who met them thought Neanderthals were humans. It isn't clear why they died out - and questionable that they did.

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Not just a vast power difference, but a vast epidemiological one as well. That’s what was responsible for the “genocide.”

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Questionable anthropology. Do you have any sources for that contention?

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That's generally acknowledged fact. Jared Diamond's book Guns, Germs, and Steel has a lot of details on that. So do books specifically devoted the North American exploration, like Undaunted Courage, by Stephen Ambrose (about the Lewis and Clark expedition) and David Ewing Duncan's biography Hernando de Soto.

Having read all of those books, it was eye-opening to learn just how few Europeans were required to infect the North American peoples with the novel pathogens that they hosted; the consequences for the Europeans often passed unnoticed, but the effects of the same viruses and bacteria were experienced as plagues by the indigenous tribes. In the case of de Soto, a few dozen Europeans were sufficient to wipe out the Coosa civilization in the 16th century in a matter of decades. De Soto's small company of conquistadores sometimes found villages that had already been decimated or abandoned due to European diseases spread by the handful of shipwreck castaways who had preceded their arrival. As for Lewis and Clark, soon after their expedition left St. Louis in 1803 to travel up the Missouri to Nebraska and the Dakotas, they also began to encounter entire villages that had been abandoned, and massive mortality among the tribes from novel diseases that had been contracted from contact with a handful of European fur trappers, most of them French voyageurs who ranged from the Great Lakes region through what had formerly been New France.

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It’s eerie to read the accounts of the early Europeans who encountered vast tracts of cleared forestland in New England without hardly anyone dwelling there. Most of the natives felled by European diseases had never met nor had even heard of the arrival of the Europeans, and many of the Europeans settled land that had already been abandoned by lost tribes they never encountered, though other tribes still lived nearby. (The actual Massachusetts may be one example iirc, unless it was a different neighbor I’m thinking of.) Given Puritan religious beliefs it was impossible to think other than this land had been prepared for their arrival by the hand of providence.

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I think I see the point. Fascinating! So, the newcomers brought endemic diseases to the native Neanderthals, right, just as in the Americas (the Americas gifted Europe with syphillis in return)? It still seems far-fetched theory in that there were no concentrations of humans at that time, which I believe is necessary for endemic diseases--but I don't really know this. So, is there any anthropological 'evidence' that Neanderthals succumbed to new diseases?

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You people really are idiots, aren’t you?

Don’t try to say something smart in reply. It’s just too sad.

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I was going to heed your advice, but I just have to ask, "What is so sad?" This seems the tamest of conversations.

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Sometimes this is the way it plays out with or without "a vast power difference between two groups of humans."

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What about people like me who descend from a highly privileged caste and yet STILL make claims for victim status? We're the fucking worst! Frankly, I don't believe I could live (at least not comfortably) WITHOUT blaming others for my own misery.

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Will you be franchising? Considering a change and used to being blamed.

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I knew it would be worth my time to dip into the comments, thanks

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Professional scapegoat-worth a try!!!

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I often find myself thinking, and saying, that much victimhood thinking comes from lives that are essentially too easy. To be charitable, perhaps our brains have legacy structures that expect (and look for) adversity. And if not actually present, we will invent it--and then relish the our emotional response.

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I’ve often thought that. Ultra-rich people will often make mountains out of molehills: e.g. complaining about “the help” who do work for them that ordinary people do themselves. It seems like most humans need some minimum amount of conflict and/or stress in their lives, and will scale problems up or down depending on how full their plates are.

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“The rich like to be treated like invalids”

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In the grand scheme of things, we're all victims and we're all oppressors.

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Except for white men — for some reason intersectionality doesn’t apply to them, so apparently a short, fat, unattractive, dumb, homeless white guy is the oppressor regardless!

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I've thought something along the lines of this. I think the curse we carry is a tendency towards discontentment with sameness. But that is both a curse, because it's not fun and stirs conflict, and a blessing because it propels us to agitate for improvement and advancement. If humans were predisposed to be content and thankful for what they already have, we may still be living in grass huts and dying of a finger cut. At least that's the story I like to tell myself for why there are so many malcontents in advanced and fortunate countries.

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I haven't lived in a grass hut on a beach, avoiding death by finger cut, but I have lived in the high mountains of the Mexican Sierra. People there were mostly content with growing their milpas and doing other productive things for a living. When NAFTA came, followed by the drug cartels courtesy of the US War On Drugs, that culture was destroyed.

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You should read Jerry Kamstra's book Weed, from 1974. Kamstra split his time between the US and the mountains of Mexico for years in the 1960s, even before he got involved smuggling pot over the border. Kamstra describes the advent of the globalized War on Drugs that began under Nixon, and its impacts on the locals of Sinaloa, Michoacan, Culiacan, and Chihuahua. From an idyll to an invasion. With much worse to come; read the book God's Middle Finger by Richard Grant, from 2008, to get an idea of how much worse it got. And it's gotten even worse since then.

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Boredom is a terrible condition for a human - they will do damn near anything to escape it.

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Fighting for survival will be coming soon, that should rev you up. The men who want to be Gods will rule the earth. The valueless, sociopathic, narcissists who view people as things will rule, your freedom will be gone. Would you have the courage to be violent or lose your soul cowering like a dog. Happy Thanksgiving, in your boredom.

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Boredom and decadence are the root to the whole catalog of problems (as you describe in other comments). It is why we end up a nation of hysterics over an amped-up flu virus.

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Do tell.

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More to the point, basically everyone alive today is living on land “stolen” from some previous people. You’re upset that the U.S. “stole” land from the Lakota? Well, they “stole” it from the Cheyenne, who “stole” it from the Kiowa, etc., so hard to see why only the U.S. is blamed for doing the same thing. The way of the entire world prior to very recent times was that stronger cultures unapologetically displaced weaker cultures, mostly through force. This includes the aboriginal cultures that modern progressives like to falsely hagiographize as noble stewards of the land who who were getting along in peace and harmony until those damn Europeans came and ruined everything. Native tribes frequently attacked one another and enslaved members of conquered tribes, and I am not aware of any Native tribe that has continuously occupied its land since prehistoric times without conquering or being conquered by any other group, so I see zero reason for dead Europeans, let alone living Americans, to be assigned some special guilt not shared by pretty much every culture for living on “stolen land” — the European colonizers were just better at doing what every culture was doing (i.e., displacing weaker cultures through force) than the others.

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I think right intention is important. That history needs to be acknowledged- all of it- but it needs to be done so that we the human beings of today can find the way out of the trap, not to normalize it as the perpetual state of "humanity." Humanity is supposed to connote something better.

But- and this is crucial- if all we do is a "blame the European settlers" self-flagellation number, that's a false narrative. And it implicitly sets up the rationale for a cycle of revenge. So it's important to realize that the history of other ethnic groups and civilizations all over the world includes a record of their own ghastly atrocities.

To return just to the territory of the present-day US, one book that I found particularly eye-opening was the 1995 biography of Hernando de Soto, by David Ewing Duncan. DeSoto got around, from central America to Peru to Cuba- and, finally, to Florida and the southeastern region of the present-day US, a saga that makes up about the last one-fourth of the book content. The reader will learn a lot about the barbarities between 16th century Europeans in the earlier pages, as well as the harsh character of the indigenous civilizations of MesoAmerican and Peru. But the history I really hadn't known about before reading Duncan's account was about the native American Coosa civilization that the deSoto expedition encountered in North America. Let's just say that Europeans did not bring the institution of slavery to North America; it was already well-established before de Soto arrived. The reader of that book will also learn just how fast novel communicable disease epidemics passed on by outsiders to a population with no immunity can decimate a population and destroy its civilization, as a worst-case scenario.

To be clear, I'm not recommending that part of the book as whataboutism to exculpate white Europeans- Duncan's book also makes it cleat that the Spanish conquistadors have a lot to answer for- or for atroctitie of the Dutch and the Anglos who arrived later, some of whom showed no hesitation to torch a building full of native Americans despite the fact of their previous friendly relations (and even previous conversion to Christianity), or to behead warriors of native tribes and display them as trophies, etc. I'm trying to point out that societies on every continent have engaged in these atrocities, and that the current politicized pop-academic fad for portraying European settlers as the prime villains of human history is a false accounting, of the sort that could only be swallowed by naive people who think that just because they've learned the disillusioning details of one particular chronology of atrocious conduct, they've been awakened to the entire history of atrocity and oppression all over the world. Anyone who extends their researches to other peoples and other continents will eventually learn better. (But we live in a society where people have a way of imagining themselves fully educated after reading only a small number of books. After which they rest on their laurels to bask in their imagined superiority over anyone who gainsays their facile conclusions about human history. I read Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee soon after it was first published; it was discussed in my high school classes. I read Stamped From The Beginning last year; when Ibram X. Kendi sticks to the facts of history, his scholarship is on firm ground. And then he goes off the deep end...)

My introductory list of Nightmare History books (as chronological as I can make it):

Chasing The Sea

Lords Of The Rim

A World Lit Only By Fire

A Distant Mirror

Hellfire Nation

The Fatal Shore

King Leopold's Ghost

The Gulag Archipelago

The Rape Of Nanking

Tail-End Charlies

Stalingrad, by Anthony Beevor

The Bitter Road To Freedom

Behind The Killing Fields

We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families

That's only a partial list. I don't read books like those over the Christmas holidays; I usually reserve them for the doldrums of late February, when I get a touch of cabin fever and start feeling sorry for myself. And then I curl up under the blankets in a warm household with a mug of hot tea and honey, and read about people sleeping in frozen ditches with festering yaws and balls of lice under their armpits, I realize I have it pretty good, and I thank God for The Better Angels Of Our Nature. Which is incidentally the title of a pretty good- if somewhat overoptimistic- book by Steven Pinker. (It's a little early for self-congratulation. We aren't over the hump yet, as a species.) I suggest reading that one for Christmas season.

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King Leopold's Ghost was a page-turner. Well, not actually. I found myself dreaming of toppling bronze statues into the sea. But on this tread, I suppose that makes me a party pooper. As in: "Why all of the negativity? Can't we just party like it's 1900, again? After all, someone else enslaved and killed some other people, somewhere else. Can't we celebrate the discovery of Congolese rubber?"

That said, your comment points out the only responsible approach to history--own it all (as much as you can) and transcend it (if you can).

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Actually a great project for Fair for All would be a remedial book list.

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The reason for the 'stolen land' narrative is not to undo some imagined past injustice but, if we are repulsed by the idea of settler-colonialism and murder, to just stop these practices in the present day.

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Thomas Sowell wrote three books that describe this in detail for the whole world: Race and Culture, Migrations and Cultures, and Conquests and Cultures.

He explains how the Europeans had good land connections to Asia and the Middle East and made use of inventions in those lands (such as numbers, from India and the Middle East), while the Americas had poor north-south communications that limited transmission of new discoveries.

Also, note that the current American Indians are now considered the third separate migrants from Asia, with the first coming here more than 15,000 years ago. They are not "native Americans; they came from Asia.

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Hear, hear!

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The only "peaceful societies" were the ones who benefitted from geographical/terrain isolation, so it was not worthwhile to go conquer them.

And even there, Pacific Islanders used to get in boats and row/sail across hundreds of miles of open ocean to find people to war with (with admirably brutal weapons, I might add).

Do NOT accept any historical analysis that posits Europeans as especially bloodthirsty or conquest-prone. Better at it than most? Taking advantage of superior technology when they had it? Sure, but these are not unique traits. The Aztecs were taken down because of their harsh treatment of the peoples they conquered, who jumped at the chance for revenge even if it meant allying with brutal, smelly Spaniards!

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Not quite accurate, Trollificus. The Pacific Islanders went on long journeys for trade, wives, and maintenance of cultural ties. They had plenty of their neighbors to fight and kill--which, by the way, is an excellent means of population control.

As to your other point that the Europeans were just as vicious killers as anybody else, maybe so, but the point of civilization is to stop killing, not to glorify it.

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Here's the thing. the hypocrisy of 'stronger groups' bulldozing through waving around a claim to certain unalienable rights is a thing some members of society can't simply look past with 'welp, we're just like chimps' or 'it worked for the romans'. But I agree nobody that never engaged in the bad stuff needs to be self-flagellating, everything in your last sentence, and for the most part it seems we aren't, at least to me.

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I wouldn't say that the long history of human group conflict is a matter of claiming "unalienable rights". It's really the opposite of that: everyone's rights are highly alienable anytime someone else comes along who is able to take them away. And I'm certainly not saying that's a morally good thing but it is reality.

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True about the long history, I was using 'unalienable rights' to focus in on USA bulldozing. One of the great things that ostensibly marks USA as something special/unique is the very specific statements its founding documents make which should break it from that long history, with lofty claims of inalienable rights. Yet it regularly has failed to live up to these in its actions, often deploying ridiculous legal excuses (generally centered on citizenship and/or security) to justify the hypocrisy. Doing better requires acknowledging at least this much. Ignoring it allows that veil of exceptionalism to maintain the status quo, which is fine for people satisfied with the way things are and treating founding principles as marketing slogans when it's deemed necessary.

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The basic principles were around for a long time and their codification here indeed was likely throwing a bone, but nobody uses a fact like this to signal their society as the city on the hill quite as loud or obnoxiously while carrying on the usual business.

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All of us have ancestors who engaged in bad stuff if you go back far enough.

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Totally true, but I won't be using that to lighten my responsibility to do better (not accusing you of this, just saying). At the same time, at least partly as a result of the facts you describe, I won't be demanding anyone shoulder extra due to their genetics.

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Completely agree with this statement.

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As I wrote in another reply, the purposes of what you called 'self-flagellation' are 1) to contradict the narratives that justify these wrongs; 2) to really try to stop doing evil.

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But if that's done without any attention to the wider context, it just turns into more group axe-grinding for the purpose of revenge. There's a difference between providing a more accurate historical record and scapegoating the descendants on an offending population. Which is quite frankly how I'm most often seeing this done by the Wokist critique of "Whiteness." As the targets of the criticisms, people with entirely European ancestry are somehow expected to be responsible for decoding and debugging the massive amount of semantic noise attendant to the statements being made, notwithstanding all of the sweeping generalizations, stereotypes, resort to mythology, etc. That's properly the responsibility of the speaker.

To refer to a more specific problem: symbolic shifts like capitalizing 'White' and 'Black' carry unintended consequences. The inherently polarizing connotations aren't to be effectively finessed with rationalizing about good intentions. Ironically, the color polarization was initiated by the oppressing side in the slavery era...why continue with that reification? How much opportunism is there in the doublespeak- even triplespeak- that claims that 1) "whiteness" is not a category that refers to genetic European ancestry; 2), that the construction of "whiteness" is inherently racist; and 3) that "white" and whiteness" are perfectly okay as signifiers directed at any and all individuals with a physical phenotype that indicates entirely European genetic heritage...? Especially when that identification is practically always attached to a boatload of accusatory assumptions that are phrased as truisms directed at attributed status group membership, instead of on the basis of background knowledge about an individual's own life experiences. "Whiteness." It's impossible for me to figure out how that implicitly essentialist conceptualization serves the purposes of justice. And "Blackness" (or Fanon's "Negritude") is no better in that respect. I recognize that African Americans have developed cultures and subcultures that are distinct from the European settler population, and that the features of those cultures also include a component of resistance. But reifying essentialist views- often in conjunction with valorizing one false concept over another false concept- adds nothing to the conversation but compounded confusion.

But from my observation and readings, the chance that anyone in the Wokist movement is going to give those criticisms any attention is practically nil. It's too convenient- and often, to immediately gratifying- for the adherents to keep parsing the discussion in terms that serve spurious purposes, like self-flattery or demonization. Theoretically, that's no different than White Supremacy.

The typical defense offered in the rare case when those observations are acknowledged is that "Power differential" somehow justifies an identically offensive gloss in one case while invalidating it in the other. That's absurd on its face. Particularly given that political activism is traditionally supposed to be all about shifting a balance of Power in the direction favored by the activists. So either the Wokists can guarantee their claim to Superior Virtue on the basis of Perpetual Powerlessness, and thereby resign themselves to the status of self-marginalized passive-aggressive grievances that maintain their supposed validity by never being addressed; or else they're intent on bidding for the Power to govern, with the eventual goal of becoming as bad as White Supremacists. That's the implicit logic that underpins making "Power differential" the stated defense for the twisted doublespeak at the Wokist extreme: that while it's intolerable to stereotype nonwhites, it's entirely acceptable to apply stereotypical truisms to the group category defined (subjectively and somewhat whimsically) as White. In fact, Wokists apparently view such doublespeak as a vital component of the cause of social justice. (Admittedly, all I have to go on to support that conclusion is their statement, and the parts of their policy agenda which follow that twisted logic to its inevitable conclusions.)

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So true. It is all gang warfare, just bigger more violent gangs

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My people were freed from slavery in the 1860s as well-it was just called serfdom.

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I do not know why this isn't better known. Russian serfdom was terrible. 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 is a good place to start.

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Dead Souls is actually in my library queue-I plan on reading it soon.

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After I read it I realized how many times I've read references to "Chichikov" and not known that 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 is where that allusion came from (Chichikov is the main character). Also, because it is unfinished I stayed away from it a long time, but now realize of course it doesn't make any difference..it's not so much a novel as a lot of episodes.

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Stop Whining; your hell will be coming soon; you will be a Technocrat's serf. War may be bloody, but life as a serf is a bitch. I predict your children's children will not have kids.

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Remember kids: “we’re uniquely bad” is just as much American Exceptionalism as “we’re uniquely good.”

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As are the comments here, which impose vast generalizations on 'progressives' and 'leftists'. I wouldn't call it exceptionalism, however; it looks like simple tribalism to me. I'd feel tribalistic, too, if it weren't for the fact that, like Groucho Marx, I wouldn't want to join any tribe that would have me.

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Self-hating tribalism is still tribalism,

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It could be a tribal defense mechanism. 'You can't hate me because I already hate myself. Been there, done that. Life still shitty? Your fault; I've done my self-hating for the week.'

I'm just guessing, though. Enough people seem to hate me to cause me to figure the job's done; no need to worry about it.

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It's not exactly the exercise of a privilege; it is (in my hypothesis) a _defense_ of privilege -- in the view of some of the privileged, tedious but necessary. And, as I said, fashionable.

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As I said in my very first phrase, I was referring to the particular comments _here_, not everything 'progressives' and 'leftists' do. These categories are so vaguely defined that you can say anything you want about them without risking meaningful confirmation or contradiction.

Slagging on Marcuse, I believe, is beating a very dead horse; I suppose one might get some random flies out of the effort, but is it worth it? Have you actually made your way through _One-Dimensional Man_?

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To my perhaps poor degree of perception, 'Left' and 'progressive' have not been defined around here in any way that imposes a rational framework on the content of the ideologies in question. Instead, what seem to be similar but hostile tribes are alluded to -- for example, the characters in your academic squabble, where the 'abuse of power' has little nothing to do with ideological principles and characteristics and everything to do with petty rank-pulling and bullshitting in a naturally repulsive academic environment. I admit that the false assertion 'rightist equals psychotic', credentialized by some of the squabblists, must have gotten one subtribes's pants wet, because an authoritarian institution was putting down a different subtribe, but that's not my fault. The fact remains as I said: the categories so defined do not mean much of anything outside of the accidents of style, manners, accent, locale, and so on.

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Your“we’re uniquely bad” depends on the definition of 'we'.

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Right on! This applies to every we,

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American exceptionalism? "Uniquely obnoxious?"

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Parenthetically, once upon a time I was describing some of America's crimes and follies to a Canadian, and she said, 'You goddamned Americans not only have to be better than everyone else, you have to be worse than everyone else, too.'

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You need more turkey. You aren't in the tryptophan zone.

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Exactly so. Another name for this is inverted patriotism,. MLK and other American radicals have called on us to be true to our best selves; contemporary Progressives tell us that we are totally depraved (and therefore, it seems, incapable of reform).

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Holy shit, you're right.

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Lol

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Mr. Taibbi:

Our firm represents the estate of the late EA Kline.

Tragically, Mr. Kline joined the choir invisible this morning.

His wife reports that when he read the line “…the People’s History could have been titled ‘Hitlers and Baby Seals’” it engendered such paroxysmal laughter that within a couple of minutes he asphyxiated.

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And by the way I think Zinn’s book should be taught in every American high school.

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Brilliant. Though they should have tried Chomsky, which has been known to not only interrupt such episodes of "paroxysmal laughter", but to cause a total "Acomical Blockage of the Humoral Artery".

I may have read somewhere of a lawsuit resulting from that, though.

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I went to Gettysburg a few weeks ago. It's hard to imagine the magnitude of the sacrifice when you arrive in bucket seats listening to satellite radio. The melodramatic Burns-esque slide show was hardly able to convey the bitter sadness of one death let alone thousands. But it did show us sacrifice on a scale most of us have only read about. When the show was over the doors open opposite the cavernous gift shop. I was jolted into our present retail reality. It's a huge gift shop with all sorts of over priced reminders of ones trip to someone else's hell, someone else's sacrifice. It was defiantly a "money changer in the temple" moment for me. I felt like the "litter Indian" of Madison Avenue fame. The national parks of my youth had a few post cards and trinkets. This was a gift shop super market.

Back at home I dove back into the culture wars that we should hope to G_D never break out into open warfare. We have it awfully good in the here and now.

I grew up as one of 9 kids in a family where we cut up the few pork chops we could afford. We thought everyone cut up there pork chops. I still enjoy a good lettuce sandwich. We learned that there is always someone worse off. We learned that we have to be the sunshine on the rainy day; that we are only as happy as we want to be. My one sister always gave her birthday ice cream to the birthday boy or girl.

We're all between 60 and 75 now. My mother would never allow us to "not talk to" one or the other. She saw how that went in her generation; so we all mostly get along - eye roll.

The Zinn people violate one of the rules my mother taught me. You can't wear someone else's sacrifice as your own. Go out and sacrifice something in private and have it discovered by accident.

Thanks to Matt for reminding me. Sorry I went off topic. Good thing Matt doesn't mark these rants.

Tim

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This is was beautiful. Your mother's words will stay with me.

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Your story reminds me of Johnny Rotten’s comments on his childhood in London. He described his parents as “working class Thatcherites (Reagan Ds/deplorables), and said “the one rule in my house was no self pity”.

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Mayonnaise Sandwiches. Sugar sprinkled on saltines for "dessert".

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Thank you for this.

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One of the reasons that Cortez was able to defeat the Aztec Empire was not guns, germs and steel, but simply that Aztecs were deeply hatred by their neighbours - the Mizteca, Olmeca, Tolteca and a dozen other tribes who banded together with the Spanish under the (mistaken) impression that nothing could be worse than the Aztecs.

The Aztec gods required constant human sacrifice on a massive scale, preferably of the denizens of subject tribes. The Aztec armies proved entirely unsuitable because they aimed to take prisoners (for human sacrifice) rather than to kill the enemy outright. The Spanish soon understood and modified their tactics accordingly

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Prescott’s Conquest of Mexico is “interesting” reading. As is anything on West African life in 1618. Here’s the Kingdom of Dahomey, whose growth “coincided with the growth of the Atlantic slave trade, and it became known to European traders as a major source of slaves.[4] The kingdom captured prisoners during wars and raids, and sold them into the Atlantic slave trade in exchange for European goods such as rifles, gunpowder, fabrics, cowrie shells, tobacco, pipes, and alcohol.

And their religion? “Human sacrifice was an important part of the practice. During the Annual Custom, 500 prisoners would be sacrificed. In addition, when a ruler died, hundreds, to thousands of prisoners would be sacrificed. As many as 4,000 were reported killed In one of these ceremonies in 1727.”

All from Wikipedia.

Hey Wokesters. . . . Take a look at global cultures in 1618 and then ask yourselfs . . . Is Enlightenment thought so bad? LOL.

Pass the turkey!

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If you really want to acknowledge an inconvenient truth, taking and keeping slaves was a normal feature of humanity for thousands of years until white Europeans ended it.

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You are quite right about 'taking and keeping slaves' for millennia, but the chattel slavery the Europeans initiated was unique. In the South, Black slaves in agriculture were the foundation of capitalism; perhaps in economic terms, the North's base of capitalism was workmen running machines, or just machines, so its capitalism was not dependent. There never was a moral rational for slavery and it always implied a rejection of the humanity of the enslaved. Perhaps the white Europeans just got tired to that mental gymnastic. It was not because they were 'good'.

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Oh don't get me wrong I'm not saying white people didn't profit hugely from slavery for a long time. As did many cultures before. But the closing of the slave trade in Europe, Brazil, and America didn't happen randomly, it happened because people decided to make it happen.

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The discovery-and yes Zinn, it was-of the New World opened up an entire new chapter in human thought, economics, and behavior. The frontier mentality was created from scratch-for good or for bad, and the nature of slavery-like every other human institution imported across the Atlantic-changed radically. Attitudes towards abolition also changed just as strongly.

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The Spanish colonies had de facto independence of action from Spain due to the realities of 16th-18th century technologies. The colonies had a saying “If death was only imported by the royal court, we would be immortal”.

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Careful. "Yourselfs" is what "yourselves" sounds like when you're slurring. ln-laws come early this year?

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We've been pre-drinking for a week now.

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I suspect they will avail themselves of the easier (and oh, so much more virtuous) route of rewriting Wikipedia.

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There is virtually no difference between taking slaves and killing prisoners of war for sacrifice or whatever. Slaves, because their conqueror did not take their lives, give up autonomy and essentially owe an unpayable debt for that life. Many slaves took their own lives; compare to the American patriotic phrase, "Death before dishonor."

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Almost true but not quite, since there were some societies and masters who frowned on mistreatment of slaves and allowed slaves to rise to positions of considerable power and influence (largely ancient European and some midEastern cultures, not US version) and that’s arguably better than killing them in a religious ceremony. . . But that’s beside the point. The larger point is: maybe “whiteness” isn’t the problem. Maybe skin pigment isn’t the problem. Maybe “the problem” is something entirely different. Maybe the problem is something so fundamentally human it’s invisible, especially to the loudest and most ignorant voices who’ve taken over the public mind spaces today, it’s the structure of group consciousness for good or for bad.

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Of course. My main point is that 17th century European slavery was unlike slavery in the past. It has nothing to do with skin color, except as point of fact, in the Moslem countries during the Middle Ages, white-skinned, blond Europeans were favored slaves. I agree with the statement that slavery involves making the slave into an 'other'; thus, the Europeans could hold onto their strict religion while brutalizing their slaves--it just turned out that these were mostly Black. I am sure that the white indentured servants in America and Australia were not treated very well, either.

One Zinn point is that the landowners created 'racism' precisely to keep the white servants, Black slaves, and wild Indians divided and easily controlled.

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Although it must be noted that most of the Black African slaves brought to America were not prisoners of war, but kidnap victims, a different thing entirely.

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They were conquered. Same thing either way. Try not to overthink it just to demonstrate your " virtue".

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Why do you resort to "overthink...'virtue'" nonsense. 'conquer' and 'kidnap' have very different meanings. War slaves conceded to their slavery in exchange for their lives while kidnapped slaves had no choice. No particular 'virtue' involved.

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No virtue signaling about it. There were features of 19th century slavery in the US that were uniquely bad. There's no minimizing those facts. You won't have an accurate view of the current situation of you refuse to acknowledge those features, which are responsible for legacy impacts on the formerly enslaved population that are uniquely bad, and much more severe than those in the case of European indentured servitude (i.e., the children of those Europeans were not consigned to enslaved status from birth; and unlike enslaved Africans in the US in the 19th century, European indentured servants were not legally forbidden to learn to read, write, and learn arithmetic, or to travel without a pass, etc.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-literacy_laws_in_the_United_States

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Blacks had faster upward mobility during postwar Jim Crow than they did after the Great Society. Obviously the “harms” and “trauma” of slavery were much easier to bear for those whose feet bled fleeing subsistence sharecropping than for the real sufferers who looted Air Jordan’s from Foot Locker.

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Now, this is the sort of Thanksgiving post I can embrace: a recounting of pagan Aztec bloodthirstiness! Hey, Kraus, if you don't already have plans later this afternoon, come on over---a batch of aunt martha's famous thanksgiving corn whiskey is still a-bubblin' in the still, and when she's finished we'll put a few gourds of it aboard and burn some proverbial witches together!

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It must be noted that, even under torture, some witches will not confess to knowing any proverbs at all!

What? It's the witches themselves that are proverbial? Dang. I been doin' it wrong, then.

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Thanksgiving is the best holiday, in part because it's so unapologetically American. Thankfulness and gratitude are the best human attributes, in part because they lead to humans who are worth being around.

That Thanksgiving triggers the tearing of hair and rending of garments makes it even better. So I guess I'm thankful for all these performative crybabies!

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I read you for sane takes, and I enjoy this piece because I had a similar experience yesterday.

My niece, whose mother is Caucasian and non-involved father is African American, told us last night that the white music teacher at her school told them she doesn't do Jingle Bells because it's "racist." How is it racist, you ask? The man who wrote it wrote for minstrel shows and so it could have first been performed by people in blackface (not was, could have). And this white teacher points out my niece as an example of one who should be offended. Now, my niece is nine. Yes, she has a handle on the fact that she's not as light skinned as her classmates and she lives in a majority white area, but other than little incidents here and there when she was younger, her heritage is a non-issue, and if you ask her, she'll tell you she's "brown." Everyone loves her because she has that kind of personality and no one treats her differently than any other child. There are some other children of mixed backgrounds, and as far as I know they have the same experiences. They're all just children. And then you have this teacher come along and start signaling her virtue by pointing out to a child why she should be offended and how her teacher saved her from that offense.

I checked. The teacher is right about the author of Jingle Bells, but my question is who the hell cares? We all love the song. It's easy to sing, easy to learn, and easy to play and speaks to a simple time of horse and sleigh rides. Why would you even do that to a child other than to signal your own virtuousness, telling us that you're really so bigoted that you think some child, simply because of the melanin in her skin is too weak to handle what she does not even know about? It's insane.

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I read recently there are schools where white kids and kids of color are having to participate in exercises where they "admit" they're "oppressors" and "oppressed". And there's an ongoing lawsuit as we speak of teachers who sponsor an LGBTQ group at a school are spying on kids who sign on to participate to ensure they don't tell anyone what goes on in the group. Nothing creepy there.

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I've heard the same. My problem is that this a private, Christian-based, Montessori school that this happened at. My sister deliberately didn't send her to the public school to avoid this kind of nonsense. Look, I understand there is discrimination in this world. I've experienced it in minor ways as we all do. There are a million way stop be "different," and therefore there are a million ways to find yourself looked down on and stereotyped. But the last thing any of us want is for our beautiful, goodhearted little niece to grow up thinking, depending on the crowd she is with, she can't get anywhere because her skin is darker than average or that she is inherently an oppressor because her skin is lighter than average (or the people who have raised her have lighter skin). She is the perfect example of why this is all BS. This world is far more complicated than just "black" and "white," and we have more to worry about than who the hell wrote Jingle Bells.

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*ways to be different . . .

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I thought about that, and I agree with you. I think that is often the case. But not in the environment in my niece's school. They don't even give the kids MLK Day off. Trust me. The teacher was in no danger that someone would discover she had the children sing a song that once might have been performed in blackface written by someone who made his living making music for ministerial shows and she would thereby lose her job. No, it was someone virtue signaling.

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And, as described, shares the universal traits of virtue signaling: Costs nothing, factually worthless and helps no one (except the signaler).

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The left wants you to believe that human history consists entirely of aggression by white people. They fail to understand that world history is essentially the story of peoples migrating from one place to another and running into another people who may or may not be civilized according to the definition of the migrant culture. Irreconcilable cultural differences create tensions and often violence ensues.

This goes for Indian tribes in North America who often fought against each other and killed their prisoners indiscriminately. It goes for African tribes also who frequently warred with each other and enslaved those they had vanquished.

When a stone age culture meets immigrants from a more advanced culture, there will be tension and inevitably conflict. The stronger culture will win. There is no right or wrong. It's how history proceeds. It's how cultures evolve.

Progressives want you as an American to feel guilty about your history. Study it, learn it, but feel no guilt.

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Istanbul was Constantinople. Let's eat.

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Somehow lost in the spin cycle of the media is that it was Abraham Lincoln who declared that the last Thursday in November would be a national holiday of Thanksgiving. In his proclamation creating the national holiday of Thanksgiving, President Lincoln said:

"The year that is drawing toward its close has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added which are of so extraordinary a nature that they can not fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God.

"In the midst of a civil war of unequaled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign states to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere, except in the theater of military conflict, while that theater has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defense have not arrested the plow, the shuttle, or the ship; the ax has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege, and the battlefield, and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom.

"No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.

"It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently, and gratefully acknowledged, as with one heart and one voice, by the whole American people. I do therefore invite my fellow-citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a day of thanksgiving and praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.

"And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners, or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it, as soon as may be consistent with the divine purpose, to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity, and union.

"In testimony whereof I have hereunto set my hand and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

"Done at the city of Washington, this 3d day of October A.D. 1863, and of the Independence of the United States the eighty-eighth."

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If we were thankful to God at least as much as to the Pilgrims, most of the controversy would go away,

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I was kinda surprised that fact didn't even get a mention in Matt's piece.

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Dear hierchloe,

The Abraham Lincoln Online.org gives a little history that may have caused Matt to understate Lincoln's proclamation. It says:

"During his administration, President Lincoln issued many orders similar to this. For example, on November 28, 1861, he ordered government departments closed for a local day of thanksgiving.

"Sarah Josepha Hale, a 74-year-old magazine editor, wrote a letter to Lincoln on September 28, 1863, urging him to have the 'day of our annual Thanksgiving made a National and fixed Union Festival.' She explained, 'You may have observed that, for some years past, there has been an increasing interest felt in our land to have the Thanksgiving held on the same day, in all the States; it now needs National recognition and authoritive fixation, only, to become permanently, an American custom and institution.'

"Prior to this, each state scheduled its own Thanksgiving holiday at different times, mainly in New England and other Northern states. President Lincoln responded to Mrs. Hale's request immediately, unlike several of his predecessors, who ignored her petitions altogether. In her letter to Lincoln she mentioned that she had been advocating a national thanksgiving date for 15 years as the editor of Godey's Lady's Book. George Washington was the first president to proclaim a day of thanksgiving, issuing his request on October 3, 1789, exactly 74 years before Lincoln's.

"....According to an April 1, 1864, letter from John Nicolay, one of President Lincoln's secretaries, this document was written by Secretary of State William Seward, and the original was in his handwriting. On October 3, 1863, fellow Cabinet member Gideon Welles recorded in his diary how he complimented Seward on his work. A year later the manuscript was sold to benefit Union troops."

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Thank you Matt. This is one of your best. You encompassed all of America in a genuinely fair and balanced way. In the words of the teacher from 'A Christmas Story': A++++++++++...

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Thanks Matt for some of the best and funniest sentences I've read lately. I have always loved and admired Americans for their innate generosity of spirit, which comes through loud and clear here. As a Canadian watching you guys do the same stupid stuff in the name of all kinds of woke-isms as we are doing, please remember what H. L. Mencken said: Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly...

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“The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun’s just started”. John Updike Rabbit is Rich 1981

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Great quote, thanks!

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❤️

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Thank you! Direct descendent here, there are 20 million of us worldwide. Some returned to England. I grew up with "aren't we great" then learned more of the story and more of the results of my ancestors actions. I fell for the Howard Zinn outlook for awhile. Now I see the good and the bad and accept all as it is. I treasure those old people for their toughness, for their surviving really harsh conditions. I wonder at them for them thinking this land was uninhabited yet full of savages, not getting the flaw in their thought processes. I love this holiday not for it's history but for the presence of family, friends, neighbors and good old fashioned comfort food. Happy to be here, grateful to be here.

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"I treasure those old people for their toughness, for their surviving really harsh conditions."

Brilliant.

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Then you treasure a pack of murderers.

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You so cute! (pinches Tedder's purty liddle cheek)

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My family crossed the plains in covered wagons and founded small towns in Washington and Oregon, and no matter how many times people like you try to demean those monumental accomplishments you can't ever take away my pride and appreciation that they did so. FYI.

Maybe you think this country would be better if it were still sparsely populated with hunter gatherers who didn't even do that particularly well until the Spanish gave them horses and who fought and killed each other often in spectacularly barbaric ways and who regularly died in childbirth and of exposure. I don't.

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My family couldn't afford covered wagons, so they used wheelbarrows. Your understanding of pre-Conquest America is based on grammar school myths. I suggest reading some Dunbar-Ortiz and gain genuine perspective.

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Funny, when I was in 'grammar school' it was all The Noble Savage, etc. It wasn't until I started reading on my own I realized the story is far more complicated.

Glad the Apache didn't skin your family for their wheelbarrows.

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I suggest stuffing your face with more pie.

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OK

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People who refuse to celebrate America in any way are basically saying all those who thought they hit the jackpot when they got here were deluded assholes.

Hitler got his eye on you? Family starving? Country destroyed? Family permament peasants? No education for your kids? Cossacks lining up? Targeted for your religion? In jail for speaking your mind?

Doesn't matter. From the security of a place your ancestors felt blessed to call home, you sneer that it's a hypocritical nightmare.

Beyond your ancestors--the millions who'd give anything to get here today are even greater fools, right?

You smug, entitled, spoiled, sanctimonious dicks. We've done a lot wrong. But also a lot right. And that's whst we celebrate.

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I love you, Elmore.

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Have faith---your in-laws will be leaving soon after desert.

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See - this is what happens when someone uses "s" after a word incorrectly (see "planets" below). Others then don't have enough of them to spell dessert.

We all need to be more careful going forward. :)

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Good eye.

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