Uhm, excuse me Matt, "family" is a white Christian heteronormative construct invented to oppress intersectional feminists, and support for the concept proves you're on the Wrong Side of History.
... kidding, obviously. I'm gonna go cook with my parents and then probably watch a Mel Brooks movie with them. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Uhm, excuse me Matt, "family" is a white Christian heteronormative construct invented to oppress intersectional feminists, and support for the concept proves you're on the Wrong Side of History.
... kidding, obviously. I'm gonna go cook with my parents and then probably watch a Mel Brooks movie with them. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Uhm, excuse me Matt, "family" is a white Christian heteronormative construct invented to oppress intersectional feminists, and support for the concept proves you're on the Wrong Side of History.
... kidding, obviously. I'm gonna go cook with my parents and then probably watch a Mel Brooks movie with them. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Blazing Saddles is a classic!
тАЬBack off or IтАЩm going to shoot the n-word!!!!!тАЭ
The n-word? Oh, you mean Niagara falls!!
тАЬBaby please! I am not from Havana!тАЭ Remains the best non-sensical way to tell your significant other youтАЩre not in the mood.
The sheriff is near!
тАЬLet me whip this outтАжтАЭ
Harumph!
"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
That guy didn't harumph!
Give the governor a harumph! You watch your ass...
"Hold your ears folks, it's showtime!"
'Mornin' Maam, and isn't it a looovely mornin'?' I great my staff that way every morning, none of 'em get the reference...
My team at work regularly calls the change orders we issue тАЬworking up a number 6тАЭ.
IT'S TWUE, IT'S TWUE.
Chuckling...
Lol gotta read with glasses on. I read gotta go cook my parents at first. Lol
That's a helluvan idea.