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no one can beat that tweet 😝

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Pretty darn funny!

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I know I'm late to the party but how's about this meme:

"It feels as if the whole nation is waiting on the results of a pregnancy test. We either get a healthy baby boy or the daughter of Satan" ~~ Author Unknown

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👋🏼 kiddo I knew I loved your style …

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lol, like

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You're much braver than I -- I can barely handle just refreshing NPR's live results page.

All I want after a Trump victory is for somebody like Matt Taibbi to undercover the MSNBC Files, and the CNN Files, and the NYT Files........

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And NPR knows that a Trump win puts it on likely federal funding life support.

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Yes, please get rid of public funding of NPR!! It should survive on its own without my tax dollars.

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No, relocate their office. studios and employee domicile to a more #multicultural #decolonized #redistributionist place, such as South Sudan. If not available, South Side Chicago will do.

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And an artist chiming in here- cut back on arts funding!! So much of it it BS! Give the kids plenty, but adult artists?? Make it on your own!!

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I haven’t watched NPR in years. What I used to watch it for, mainly British detective series’ like Morse, Miss Marple, Lewis, are now available via other sources, like Amazon Prime, Britbox, Acorn, Netflix, etc. NPR sucks because of all the liberal nonsense that should be done away with long ago, like Black Lives Matter (reverse racism vs. whites), and trans-crap (trans-sexual shit/child genital mutilation).

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National Socialist Radio.

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National Propaganda Radio

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The best thing NPR ever did was Doug Shweddy Christmas balls

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Why are you watching the results on NPR?

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Not watching anywhere -- refreshing the live results page while listening to Enya.

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I’m currently on Incubus

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Watching the Incubus is a great choice for tonight!

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Enya is a great choice for tonight.

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I've been a nervous wreck for like a week -- gotta get those stress levels down!

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True this day already feels 100 hours long.

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I love that kind of music, but for this election I'm fighting an urge to blast War Pigs. I'll probably succumb.

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Don't fight it - blast away!

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Soothing. It's needed, will probably put on some Medieval chant later.

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I got high & watched Ancient Aliens.

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LOL, don't tempt me, trying to give up the weed. :-)

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I prefer California Uber Alles by Dead Kennedys. Where the hell is Jello when you need him!?!!

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Noice, sadly Jello is a shitlib these days.

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Bought him a beer once in Tucson. Want my $ back. Where oh where have all my punk heroes gone? Such a colossal let down...

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I know- wtf happened to these people??

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Pati Smith blocked me from commenting for a day for pointing out Biden and Harris support a genocide and that Kerouac and Ginsberg were friends despite Kerouac being on the right and Ginsberg on the left.

Never meet your heroes...

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For sure!

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So sad!

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YAY!! I was going to suggest Dead Kennedys!!

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Love Enya

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Oh, ok. I have live results on both the NYT and Politico. Have to say the NYT is easier to see what's going on graphically.

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I try not to get too crazy over the minute-to-minute stuff, but the numbers look good so far.

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Way too early to conclude anything.

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I'll probably watch until 11pm or so.

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almost there! My hubby is watching some old episode of cops to distract!

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Great music choice Commander

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...the Rachel Papers.

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My vote would be to fire 50% of the federal civil service employees and independent contractors. Give them pittance for ‘severance packages.’ Cancel their pensions so they must live on Social Security checks only, like the rest of us poor saps. No sweetheart deals for anyone in the fed civ serv. Cut the Eye-R-Ess budget by 50% — that department is simply evil.

Trump: “You’re fired‼️”

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Sim- I couldn't even handle NPR's "Spooky Halloween" puff pieces! It was all about how terrified they were that Trump would get in again!!

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Oh my, that would be an early Xmas present.

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"The poor guy talks like he’s being whipped by an invisible jockey." I nearly spit out my beer reading that. The first beer of many tonight.

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Matt has a way with words, doesn't he? I'm missing Walter who does more with his mouth than a ten dollar whore.

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Cheers to Matt for bringing the much-needed humor through this shitshow!

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Wasn't that from Blazing Saddles?

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Can you imagine anyone making “Blazing Saddles” today? Never be allowed.

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Drinking game rules: START DRINKING

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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

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I should know … I’m pre-med.

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Promise us you will be a doctor some day who will THINK CRITICALLY despite the training you’ll have that will beat it out of you. Seek to heal, not do cookbook medicine. Promise never to push genetic biologic “vaccines” on your patients. Never forget what I’m saying here. Never.

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He’ll have to unlearn everything he was taught.

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Ya done missed the point. Lighten up, Francis.

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“Lighten up, Francis” is one of my fave movie lines ever. Best reserved for Karens. Especially those who specify pronouns because… how doth can they protest?

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Check out Tucker Carlson’s site regarding Lyme disease and other chronic illnesses. It is a mind-blower. Tucker Carlson’s website is well worth the subscription fee, as is this Taibbi/Kirn site.

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He’ll have AI

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“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

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I thought you were pre-law

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May we dance with yo dates?

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Alrighty then!

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My favorite film.

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I have contractors coming at 7:30 am , I have to stop! I'll see what happens when I wake up to greet them!!

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Simple, yet effective.

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Have been, sorry I was early!

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Well no matter how good this looks for Trump, they are softening the battle field for the big cheat... and it will bigger this time than in 2020. If they are willing to fake a collusion investigation and try to assassinate him, clearly they are in a "what have I got to lose" mindset. After all, nobody paid any price for Russiagate or Twittergate.

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If repubs sit on their hands again, they will never have to worry about the party again.

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Republicans are masters at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Yep, I remember them waiting for McShame to give the thumbs down.

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I bet this is going to be an interesting Wednesday-Thursday-Friday. Everybody needs to wrap up this voting thing by the end of Friday, or have good reasons for why not.

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and that is the TRUTH! Nobody paid a price! Always an invitation to rinse and repeat!

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For President, I wrote in Satan. That way I can tell people I voted for the lesser of three evils.

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oooooo that’s good…I mean BAAAAD

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Wish I thought of that!!

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I bet Matt voted for Trump

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I also bet that MATT voted for Trump and it’s the only time he has voted Republican in his life.

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During last nights ATW, Matt looked as though the red pill was having a definite affect.

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Do you think he’s ever voted Republican before? I bet not.

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can't help it-- effect!!

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Affect: “influence upon”

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One of many I’m absolutely positive.

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The same as many of us, I’m sure!

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At least he had a choice.

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Due to his Twitter files knowledge I don’t see how he could vote any other way!

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Stein was an option

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Also many nonpartisan journalists like him do not vote out of principle

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yes- as he's in Jersey! Vote doesn't matter!

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He talked about Cornell quite a bit a while ago, but the image of Harris probably nixed that!

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Don’t forget, the phantom votes always come in last.

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they can't come in until they know exactly how many of them need to exist, then they come in that's just how phantom votes work

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..and they have 13 days! to find the phantom votes

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Precisely correct.

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Don’t get too excited. You need to wait until Trump is up by double digits in a state before the Democrats know how many phantom votes they will need. Then watch the switch.

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