I know. It’s terrible. Feted by many for his sublime writing skills and his startling insights, he just can’t keep up with demand. But just so you know, you seem to think it’s open season on him. I would advise you otherwise, sweetheart.
Matt’s fine. It’s me I’m worried about. Do you have time? My husband just lost his dog....sorry, job. And my teenager got pregnant and he can’t figure it out. (It could be that Peruvian bombala nectar he’s been drinking, which they use to kill snakes. Not sure). You there?
oh go join the Facebook group or something
No. I can’t. I’m scared you will absolutely *destroy* Matt with your biting wit and incredible put-downs.
Matt is destroying himself sweetheart. he doesn’t need any help from me.
I know. It’s terrible. Feted by many for his sublime writing skills and his startling insights, he just can’t keep up with demand. But just so you know, you seem to think it’s open season on him. I would advise you otherwise, sweetheart.
You’re the one with your panties in a knot. I’m just having fun watching Matt implode.
Matt’s fine. It’s me I’m worried about. Do you have time? My husband just lost his dog....sorry, job. And my teenager got pregnant and he can’t figure it out. (It could be that Peruvian bombala nectar he’s been drinking, which they use to kill snakes. Not sure). You there?