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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

You know, I disagree with Hamilton here.

"Nothing need be said to illustrate the importance of the prohibition of titles of nobility."

Should Alexander Hamilton had met our dear and illustrious Jeff Biss, he would've bestowed upon Biss' personage and all his heirs the title of, "King Cunt of Taibbi's Substack."

May He Reign Forever.

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Jeff Biss's avatar

worship me.

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

Sorry, one of my kinks is deicide.

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Jeff Biss's avatar

No god exists, just worship me as a person.

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

You're like the Uncle Ruckus of the pro-choice movement.

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Jeff Biss's avatar

You are the Uncle Ruckus of the conservative movement.

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

Do you even know who that is?

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Jeff Biss's avatar

He's not real.

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

Spoiler: even if you were right, youтАЩd lose simply because so few like you.

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Jeff Biss's avatar

LOL! OK, incel.

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