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The End's avatar

The people that run the world don't give a shit about ideology or political parties. They certainly don't give a shit about the dumb peasants who think those things do matter and waste their time taking sides and arguing.

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CNNisFakeNews's avatar

From Obama's """scaled back""" party:

John Kerry, US Special Presidential Envoy for Climate Change, who owns beach front property (sea levels????), flew in his private jet (CO2 emissions????) to attend oppressed Obama's birthday party at his $15 million beach front property (sea levels????).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9869959/John-Legend-Chrissy-Teigen-Dwyane-Wade-arrive-Marthas-Vineyard-Obamas-birthday-bash.html

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rtj's avatar

As a member of the resident peasantry of the state of the party, i was just humbled and proud to be able to kick in a small portion of my tax dollars to provide pay (and surely overtime) for the legion of state and environmental police required to provide security for the great man and his sophisticated, vaccinated guests. You non-residents, poor souls, only got to pay for the Secret Service.

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Spiderbaby's avatar

Pin the drone on the Middle East could be the party game of the future.

That was brilliant. Thanks.

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rtj's avatar

We're screwed if it is, and Joe keeps hitting the lampshade 200 ft away.

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Spiderbaby's avatar

We're screwed anyway. You are talking about Joe's piss stream right? Because I hear that the White House janitors are fed up & want the old boy diapered ASAP.

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