Is this the right equation?
I’m gonna say Spanish moss to the power of John Hurt (times Floyd). Cause the beard is clearly the one in charge.
Factor in Ted Kaczynski.
I would not put the Spanish Moss in the denominator: it needs to be added, within the equation. It's definitely an "add" when you're working with Floyd and John Hurt. Oy, that beard!
Is he Tech Taliban?
I don't know Jack but you have to begrudgingly admire a guy who not only pimp-slaps Congress but also keeps them begging for more.
I loved John Hurt. Can we sub Nick Nolte instead or is that too spot on? Like Rasputin.
You know, when some people convert to Islam and are radicalized...don’t they grow out their beards? Just saying.
His beard's getting so long that he could paint an x and y axis on it and plot a function curve--maybe length of beard relative to size of ego.
Wait... there is no Goebbels?
🙃First off, the parenthesis is redundant! So, I’d propose (Floyd x Hurt) + 1/moss. Moss remains in the denominator to signify the location of beard on face, but gets added to the product of Floyd and Hurt, where Hurt makes Floyd grayish! 🤓
Matt, we need more equations to make sense of this new media wasteland!
There's Jeffery Dahmer DNA lurking in this equation somewhere
Add a "+ amish minister" term inside the parentheses.
What's True Romance?
Next step, an AI program to generate the press release quotes attributed to tech CEOs. Then another AI program to do a linguistic analysis to see what they mean. And then a Stephen Wright humidifier/dehumidifier standoff, with the programs running against each other.
Jack Dorsey = Brad Pitt x ZZ Top squared
If you haven't see the Philip Michael's tweet about Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg that is a good laugh
[(mega tech fortune) + (college days personal hygiene)] * recreational drugs = Jack Dorsey in public
First I'll have to hear Jack Dorsey ask for cleaning products...
Unnamed Close Encounters alien species X ( Jimmy Neutron / Zorg (5th Element) = Mark Zukerberg