Dripping Hair Dye is a distraction. Voter integrity, and credibility is a real issue and Non-Partisan. Brad Friedman, and Greg Palace have showcased this issue for many years. I believe we would all agree our “permanent state” arranges elections around the world regularly.
150,000,000 “voters” (real, dead, duplicated or fictitious) in the US. That means your “voice” has an amplitude of .00000006% = 1 / 150,000,000.. Do you think the bozos running (ruining) this country care more about your pissant opinion or how to manipulate/distract/ignore/ridicule it?
[Matt produces 2 quality commentary/opinion pieces a week.]
“You go, Taibbi! I’ll follow you to the end of the earth.”
[Matt produces 2 quality commentary/opinion pieces a week + misc interviews/reviews + the occasional goofy meme.]
“I’m really disappointed.” / “Why aren’t you paying more attention to thing I care about?” / “The quality here has really gone downhill.” / “How do I get a refund?”
Rudy says a lot of things in places where he’s not under oath. If he had proof, he’d file it in court and a judge would probably consider it, or at least ask the PA Sec. of State to respond.
As of 13 October 2020, the PA Sec of State had reported that 2.6M mail-in ballots had been requested, so I assume at least that many were mailed out. Probably more.
Keep listening to Rudy, and sending him your money for this ruse. Suckers gonna get fleeced.
Scott, you are almost right. They may have printed out 3 million ballots, but they only mailed out 1.8M. The rest they put in plastic bags and garbage cans. Too bad they only had enough time and staff to fill in and count 700K of them. Had they done them all, Rudy wouldn't have a case.
So, you can’t even fucking read your own source. It says nothing about the number of mail-in ballots sent out. It refers to “inactive” voters, but doesn’t say when they last voted.
The ballots were sent out to voters who requested them, and about 80% returned them. Their identifications were checked against the voter roles. I guess the Ghost of Hugo Chavez did all that too. You’re pathetic.
Judges have dismissed all of these allegation, or at least the ones that Rudy bothered to file. He didn’t file a lot of them to avoid disbarment for contempt of court for lying.
Sorry Scott, I didn't realize who I was talking to. Let me connect the dots for you.
When they realized how far behind they were, they stopped counting in PHILLY and kicked out all the observers. Then they emptied out the duffel bags and started filling in and scanning ballots to make up the huge deficit. Once they got back on track, then they opened up and began counting actual votes again.
Once back on the original plan, they used Hugo C's secret weapon to fractionate the vote in favour of Biden.
The attached video shows the precise method using the actual NYT stamped tabulation files. If after watching the video you are still confused, let me know and I will try to help you out.
Perhaps you're right. Here's a funny one: (Sad, old Jimmy Stewart after his wife's passing * The cover of the Necronomicon from Evil Dead 2 + 47 years of rhetorical boobery) / (Donald Trump * The will of 75 million voters) = Joe Biden
Disagree... I can laugh and appreciate the content of the press conference.
Besides, when presenting something important how one presents themselves matters. In fact when going into a situation where one knows I'll be subject to scrutiny based on my physical appearance I would make very sure to clean up my appearance.
None the less I'd be interested in Matt's thoughts on the voting issues found in the 2020 election as there seem to be quite a few.
Monty Python was once upon a time able to accrue immense value from their political satire in just general population awareness. If for no other reason this type of satirical fun has to grow, mature and cut thru the fat that is current US political discourse. We need MOAR satire, NOT less.
I want to (and used to) pay to read your stuff and then you post something like this. I keep vacillating between "this guy really says what it is" and "this guy is just another member of the media who can't see through things as simple as physical appearances"
hahaha, no... I actually unsubbed, and then re-subscribed after making this post. I am a sucker for this guy's work.... it is so rare in today's media environment.
Hi Matt! I'm writing to you to beg you, PLEASE discuss on your channel and everywhere else to get the word out about Jimmy Dore's idea of pushing the progressives in the house to withhold their vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker UNLESS we get in writing, a public declaration or a video recording of her promising that she will bring Medicare 4 All to the House floor for a vote! We need everyone calling representatives and PUSHING these people. PLEEEASE!! If there is a better place I can post these kind of things, let me know!
Your investigative independent journalism is needed more than ever ! I have run for office three times locally, and it takes a tough skin because there are those that would like to hurt you as you see from some of these posts. Keep up the good work of Traditional independent investigative journalism , that corporate ownership is successfully erasing.
The size of the Johnson is inversely proportional to the size and prominence/frequency of display of military grade weapons.
Where X is the size of the Johnson and (s) is the size of the gun, esp. as brandished by “larger” white males protesting in military uniforms (in which they’ve never served), (p) is the prominence of display (d) location, preferably a state house or governor’s residence and (f) is frequency and conditions surrounding display, preferably during a global pandemic with a deadly virus capable of asymptomatic community spread.
After long and strenuous computational effort, this equation has taken its place in the mathematics firmament along with E=mc2.
At some point you're going to have to step it up and start making differential equations if you want top-tier geek bits. Complex numbers would be a great idea, too, since politicians always use imaginary numbers to brag. You could consult some of the Futurama writers, since there were a lot of mathematician writers on the show.
God-tier if you can figure out how to use quaternions in a bit.
I love Matt's work, and am a subscriber, he's one of the top three or four best journalists in the world. But yes, perhaps not the right target even for light humour?
If the Borat performance wasn't enough to spell Rudy, I fail to understand the need to continue the Wack-a-Mole routine with him. He's a ghost, let it go.
So, solving for Hugh Laurie, we get:
Hugh Laurie = (Rudy Giuliani x Exxon Valdez) / Nosferatu
Dripping Hair Dye is a distraction. Voter integrity, and credibility is a real issue and Non-Partisan. Brad Friedman, and Greg Palace have showcased this issue for many years. I believe we would all agree our “permanent state” arranges elections around the world regularly.
To the list of B. Friedman & Greg PALAST, let's add Mark Crispin Miller & RFK Jr.
150,000,000 “voters” (real, dead, duplicated or fictitious) in the US. That means your “voice” has an amplitude of .00000006% = 1 / 150,000,000.. Do you think the bozos running (ruining) this country care more about your pissant opinion or how to manipulate/distract/ignore/ridicule it?
...and at home, obviously.
The Machine needs compliance -and will get it.
[Matt produces 2 quality commentary/opinion pieces a week.]
“You go, Taibbi! I’ll follow you to the end of the earth.”
[Matt produces 2 quality commentary/opinion pieces a week + misc interviews/reviews + the occasional goofy meme.]
“I’m really disappointed.” / “Why aren’t you paying more attention to thing I care about?” / “The quality here has really gone downhill.” / “How do I get a refund?”
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Giulani says Pennsylvania sent out 1.8m ballots and 2.5m were mailed back in.
and all Taibbi or any of the media can think to say is "he sweats hair dye".
Rudy says a lot of things in places where he’s not under oath. If he had proof, he’d file it in court and a judge would probably consider it, or at least ask the PA Sec. of State to respond.
As of 13 October 2020, the PA Sec of State had reported that 2.6M mail-in ballots had been requested, so I assume at least that many were mailed out. Probably more.
Keep listening to Rudy, and sending him your money for this ruse. Suckers gonna get fleeced.
OMG, you are so right! It's totally impossible for anyone to think "PA had a stinky election" and laugh about "Rudy's melting hair" AT THE SAME TIME.
FYI. As of 30 October, over 3M mail-in ballots had been mailed out and could have potentially been returned. Rudy is a poor liar.
https://www.penncapital-star.com/election-2020/map-how-pa-counties-plan-to-count-3-1-million-mail-ballots/
Scott, you are almost right. They may have printed out 3 million ballots, but they only mailed out 1.8M. The rest they put in plastic bags and garbage cans. Too bad they only had enough time and staff to fill in and count 700K of them. Had they done them all, Rudy wouldn't have a case.
I don’t suppose you have a source. Nah, who would need facts?
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/29/jjudicial-watch-sues-pennsylvania-for-800k-inactive-voters-on-voter-rolls/
So, you can’t even fucking read your own source. It says nothing about the number of mail-in ballots sent out. It refers to “inactive” voters, but doesn’t say when they last voted.
The ballots were sent out to voters who requested them, and about 80% returned them. Their identifications were checked against the voter roles. I guess the Ghost of Hugo Chavez did all that too. You’re pathetic.
Judges have dismissed all of these allegation, or at least the ones that Rudy bothered to file. He didn’t file a lot of them to avoid disbarment for contempt of court for lying.
Sorry Scott, I didn't realize who I was talking to. Let me connect the dots for you.
When they realized how far behind they were, they stopped counting in PHILLY and kicked out all the observers. Then they emptied out the duffel bags and started filling in and scanning ballots to make up the huge deficit. Once they got back on track, then they opened up and began counting actual votes again.
Once back on the original plan, they used Hugo C's secret weapon to fractionate the vote in favour of Biden.
The attached video shows the precise method using the actual NYT stamped tabulation files. If after watching the video you are still confused, let me know and I will try to help you out.
https://rumble.com/vbas2t-smoking-gun-dominion-transferring-vote-ratios-between-precincts-in-pa.-by-e.html
EXACTLY!
Much needed levity Matt. Bravo.
(Lionel Hutz + Danny DeVito as Penguin in Batman 2) x Pizza the Hutt = Rudy Giuliani
This new feature already feels tired.
So don't read these then? I like them.
Perhaps you're right. Here's a funny one: (Sad, old Jimmy Stewart after his wife's passing * The cover of the Necronomicon from Evil Dead 2 + 47 years of rhetorical boobery) / (Donald Trump * The will of 75 million voters) = Joe Biden
Agreed. It was funny once, but it seems a hard vein to mine for comedy gold.
It's more akin to Comedy Bronze.
Agreed.
Agreed #2. This is adolescent humor. What about the subject of that press conference.
Disagree... I can laugh and appreciate the content of the press conference.
Besides, when presenting something important how one presents themselves matters. In fact when going into a situation where one knows I'll be subject to scrutiny based on my physical appearance I would make very sure to clean up my appearance.
None the less I'd be interested in Matt's thoughts on the voting issues found in the 2020 election as there seem to be quite a few.
(Hugo Chavez + Fidel Castro) * (A random street Karen - the high and tight haircut) +a boisterous cheerleader = Sidney Powell's press conference.
Monty Python was once upon a time able to accrue immense value from their political satire in just general population awareness. If for no other reason this type of satirical fun has to grow, mature and cut thru the fat that is current US political discourse. We need MOAR satire, NOT less.
"Rudy says a lot of things in places where he is not under oath"... so that makes him Adam Schiff...
Anyone seen "The Fifth Element"? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jx9kww/rudy_oozing_today_like_zorg_from_fifth_element/
I want to (and used to) pay to read your stuff and then you post something like this. I keep vacillating between "this guy really says what it is" and "this guy is just another member of the media who can't see through things as simple as physical appearances"
Have you figured out how to get a refund? Asking for a friend
hahaha, no... I actually unsubbed, and then re-subscribed after making this post. I am a sucker for this guy's work.... it is so rare in today's media environment.
=SUM((Nosferatu)*(Insane Lance Bishop+Alien³)/(Xfiles,s8,ep18))
Love the X-Files reference
It's too bad we can't post attachments here. My suggestion is up on Twitter.
Hi Matt! I'm writing to you to beg you, PLEASE discuss on your channel and everywhere else to get the word out about Jimmy Dore's idea of pushing the progressives in the house to withhold their vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker UNLESS we get in writing, a public declaration or a video recording of her promising that she will bring Medicare 4 All to the House floor for a vote! We need everyone calling representatives and PUSHING these people. PLEEEASE!! If there is a better place I can post these kind of things, let me know!
Your investigative independent journalism is needed more than ever ! I have run for office three times locally, and it takes a tough skin because there are those that would like to hurt you as you see from some of these posts. Keep up the good work of Traditional independent investigative journalism , that corporate ownership is successfully erasing.
Is this "New Math"? I confess I don't get it. That might just be me though.
Matt Taibbi is a joke
Jonathon Cook:
The planet cannot begin to heal until we rip the mask off the West's war machine
-- excellent article, concurrent with Matt's recent writing
https://www.jonathan-cook.net/blog/2020-11-27/us-war-machine/
Ha, I love it when you stir up the mush brains Matt. Please keep on keep'n on.
I used to love the 'separated at birth' part of Spy Magazine. It's nice to have some humor. Thank you!
LOL
X(-) = s + (pd/fd)
Unified Theory of Tiny Johnsons.
The size of the Johnson is inversely proportional to the size and prominence/frequency of display of military grade weapons.
Where X is the size of the Johnson and (s) is the size of the gun, esp. as brandished by “larger” white males protesting in military uniforms (in which they’ve never served), (p) is the prominence of display (d) location, preferably a state house or governor’s residence and (f) is frequency and conditions surrounding display, preferably during a global pandemic with a deadly virus capable of asymptomatic community spread.
After long and strenuous computational effort, this equation has taken its place in the mathematics firmament along with E=mc2.
You’re welcome,
Creatively accurate!
it is obvious Matt was a bad math student though. Need to provide him with more operations and symbols for The language of science.
Why the spill is in denominator,...division? It was all over sides of his face. We need line and surface integrals, ...
At some point you're going to have to step it up and start making differential equations if you want top-tier geek bits. Complex numbers would be a great idea, too, since politicians always use imaginary numbers to brag. You could consult some of the Futurama writers, since there were a lot of mathematician writers on the show.
God-tier if you can figure out how to use quaternions in a bit.
Spy magazine invented this in the 1980s and did it much better. Look it up.
Maybe like a 1930s spit shine boy??
This is the same math that results in a 10 cent newspaper costing $2 and is subsequently putting newspapers out of business.
very funny
IMO ANY humor right now is a welcome lighten-up, even stupid stuff. I laughed and I'm not even a guy.
Lol. True.
The Cryptkeeper raised to the power of Barry Zuckercorn
I love Matt's work, and am a subscriber, he's one of the top three or four best journalists in the world. But yes, perhaps not the right target even for light humour?
If the Borat performance wasn't enough to spell Rudy, I fail to understand the need to continue the Wack-a-Mole routine with him. He's a ghost, let it go.
Giuliani never struck me as “oily”......maybe a Staten Island garbage scow instead of Exxon Valdez....