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James Nick's avatar

The way Coke keeps raising their prices it might’ve been better if you’d been drinking gasoline. ; )

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Feral Finster's avatar

Have you seen the price of gasoline?

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James Nick's avatar

I have and I’m convinced the store brand cola I’m now mixing with my rum and lime must contain at least a little.

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DoctorBuzzard's avatar

Have you seen the price of a bottle!?😳

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

2.99 today for regular here in VA. I was surprised it was so low. Probably won’t last..

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MDM 2.0's avatar

$2.39 this morning here...only about 48% higher than when Uncle Joe took office

I blame Putin...and Big Oil...and greedy gas station owners working on about a 3% margin

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

I blame the sanctions. Mostly I blame Zombie POTUS and the party apparatchiks that make him dance.

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Susan G's avatar

Don't worry. Sleepy Uncle Joe is going to ferret out the evil price-gougers and all will be well.

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MDM 2.0's avatar

Uncle Joe is only worried about the price gougers when he heard the price of a blizzard was going up at DQ

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Chilblain Edward Olmos's avatar

Haha took me a second…

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Pat Robinson's avatar

Yes

He was just embellishing his cover if Katz is reading.

I don’t know his stuff but he seems like a right proper weenie douchebag

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Mike Stone's avatar

The way Coke went woke it's a good thing you got rid of it ...

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Mike Stone's avatar

Is Coke going to make things better and come out with Diet Woke??

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Mick's avatar

The word "diet" is fat-phobic. Instead, Coke is going to call it Trans Coke.

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Paul Jackson's avatar

As an aside to this, earlier today sent me a link to a survey after I expressed that I had enjoyed one of their offerings. The very first questions was what gender I identified as. I stopped at that point.

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Mike Stone's avatar

Because it "identifies" ... ... ??

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James Nick's avatar

Man, Substack needs a “trophy” function. This is definitely trophy-worthy, Mick! I can’t wait to ask someone if they want Coke or Trans Coke.

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Bradley Lacke's avatar

Hey if I can have my Woke without the danger of going up any more pant sizes, I'll take it

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Mike Stone's avatar

Is it true they still put wocaine in Woke? "Aksing for a 'friend'".

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Russel's avatar

Yea, but without the active ingredient

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The Cactus's avatar

Isn’t bottled water more expensive than gasoline?

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PassingThru's avatar

The marketing scam did the water industry wonders.

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Don Reed's avatar

And the sh*t doesn't even taste like it used to, which is why we no longer buy it.

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DMang's avatar

It would have been cheaper to have the powdered form of Coke go in the other direction.

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