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Lawyers Guns & Money's avatar

So far the field is getting awfully busy awfully early. Governor Good Hair declared with his new podcast, Mark Cuban declared when he said he has the 7-step cure for health care, and Rahm Emmanuel declared when he went on Maher's show. I guess he would be Half-Black Jesus's last Hail Mary for glory before sinking off to Martha's Vineyard and the new palatial Hawaiian estate.

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Scott Snell's avatar

Not to quibble but "Governor Good Hair" is already taken as a moniker. It's what we called Rick Perry back in the day.

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Lawyers Guns & Money's avatar

Seriously? I used to live in Texas, I should know that. But I have to say, even framing his "smart glasses," that hair cannot compete with Newsom.

Newsom's done some stupid shit, but at least he never held a stadium rally to pray for rain.

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Cosmo T Kat's avatar

instead he starves the premier agriculture state for water to save a tiny, inconsequential fish, while destroying the livelihoods of the farmers in CA. I'll take the guy who prays for rain.

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Lawyers Guns & Money's avatar

Good point. Though not all farmers' livelihoods were shot. It seems almond growers, who use more water than any other crop, are still getting plenty of water, if the almond milk section of your dairy case is any indication.

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