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Feral Finster's avatar

What have chimps ever done to you?

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Matt330's avatar

I think people need to do less things to chimps. You know where monkeypox comes from?

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Stxbuck's avatar

I got into this discussion/argument with a Ghanaian professor of mine about AIDS. He was like тАЬEveryone thinks Africans run around having sex with monkeysтАЭ and I was like тАЬAs a stereotype that is wrong, but in a continent of 1 billion people, there are probably at least 4 or 5 sick pervs out thereтАЭ, and he conceded the point.

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Douglas Proudfoot's avatar

Jumped on my bed, until the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" Very irritating. Chimps said federal regulations required inspection and testing of bed for spring safety. Also found my CO2 emissions, when I exhale, to be a global warming threat to the planet. Ordered me to cease my pollution immediately, after finding out I'm a Chicago area Republican. "When I die and they lay me to rest, gonna vote in the way that's the best" for the Democrat Chicago Machine.

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