08/13/25: Warning: Overdosing on heavily-buttered popcorn will turn your insides into Tim Walz.
Fun fact: My insides have seen more combat than Tim Walz.
Barney Fife (Don Knotts) has seen more combat than Fake Command Sergeant Major Walz.
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08/13/25: Warning: Overdosing on heavily-buttered popcorn will turn your insides into Tim Walz.
Fun fact: My insides have seen more combat than Tim Walz.
Barney Fife (Don Knotts) has seen more combat than Fake Command Sergeant Major Walz.
Nominating you for a Babylon Bee internship. Smiling emoji