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DMang's avatar

“Until you show me proof Joe Biden DIDN’T own a talking cat, you can’t tell me he received money illegally. You’re being ridiculous.”

-Philip Bump-

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Haldir's avatar

Bump actually KNOWS that Biden has a talking cat, because he's in possession of the very receipt Erwin Schrödinger gave Biden when he sold him the cat. It was a pretty good deal too; not only could the cat talk, it could deliver speeches by (or for) Neil Kinnock.

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Starry Gordon's avatar

I think in fact that the cat got control of Joe Biden and wired him for sound. I chided the cat for this misbehavior and he pointed out he wasn't there. Later, in the email, I received a nice copy of the Cheshire Cat's famous smile which isn't there either. "see?" added Schrödinger's cat. Of course not.

Appendix: The Revenge of Schroedinger's Cat

http://starrygordon.com/schroedinger.html

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DMang's avatar

And let’s not forget the cat’s ability to do bank transactions. One amazing feline!

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Feral Finster's avatar

You have a bright future ahead of you....

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DMang's avatar

Unfortunately I’m well past my bright future.

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