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Dawn's avatar

Afraid to knock off for the night. Trauma from 2020 and waking to news of a cackles win.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Joe and Jill Biden now the second happiest couple in America.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Wow! Leslie Sanchez on CBS says the unthinkable - "a new deeply diverse populism" will govern the next few cycles. What happened to the Nazis? Does that mean I get a refund on my jack boots? Can I sell my armbands, swastikas, and Klan suit on E-bay?

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J. Matthews's avatar

Should be able to sell it all to dems LARPing as Republicans to keep the dystopian fantasy going. You should set up an etsy shop for Handmaids outfits to round out your offerings (credit to X).

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: Merrick Garland might buy them if you throw in a case of (pink) panties...

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Neil Opfer's avatar

This Christmas, the Bidens will send the Trumps a holiday basket!!

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Paul Harper's avatar

Every Christmas! - I'll bet we see a reconciliation brunch at Mara Lago!

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Carl Fasbinder's avatar

Was Dr Jill’s red Outfit a signal of a change? Certainly understandable the way the gasbags, Matt’s perfect description of Morning Joe, turned on President Biden.

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Paul Harper's avatar

CBS presents evidence that Trump will take WI, MI, and Pen - all on stage sucking on lemons!

Loving this. Hard to see all three flipping back to Harris overnight.

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Paul Harper's avatar

CBS panel now treating Trump presidency as fact.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Stupid voters - strangely no mention of racism, or Hitler. Who knew?

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Paul Harper's avatar

Nora asks Maurice to go the map and explain a Harris path without Pennsylvania - Maurice goes to map: gives Harris Pennsylvania, gives Harris Arizona and says there: 260 - looks at camera live, smiles: 'Math is not my thing." Smash cut - epic coverage. Unmissable.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Nora now listening to "Donald Trump will be the next president right now"

Fantastic!

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Jala's avatar

Believe it or not FOX news had great coverage. Panel with both D&R’s. Good map guy that had years of stats. Trumps past press secretary? Kaylie ?did not mince words like she always did. Britt Hume was distinguished and wise.

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Don Reed's avatar

11/05/24: Yes, they did. Then, a minute later, they ran a "fact check" and declared that Trump winning the election is disinformation.

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Janine's avatar

Popular vote, Electoral vote, Senate, maybe the House

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Paul Harper's avatar

Elon Musk the new threat within!

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rtj's avatar

I'm not. Even if she somehow squeaks a win, there's no mandate. And they lost the Senate no matter what.

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DarkSkyBest's avatar

DJT is going to win the popular vote, I think. Not to mention the EC.

Earlier tonight, listening to the usual Dem bilge about "whoever wins" needs to bind the country together. That was the first tell that they were losing their ass.

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John Duffner's avatar

They would’ve treated a .0000001% win as a mandate for anything and everything. Biden squeaked it out running as a (pretend) normal person and next thing you know he appoints admiral “Rachel” to push sex changes for kids and claims the CDC has control over rent.

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Anti-Hip's avatar

That's exactly what Bush Jr's admin did from 2001 on. The Uniparty will do what it wants.

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rtj's avatar

Yep, he won with 51% and called it a mandate.

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Neil Opfer's avatar

And don't forget trying to weaponize OSHA to fire people who wouldn't get the "vaccine."

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John Duffner's avatar

Oh I could’ve kept going for much longer

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rtj's avatar

You have your point.

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Anti-Hip's avatar

The mail in ballots will, once again, be counted late. I don't care if NYT currently says Trump has 90+% chance of winning. The mail-ins will be unusually Democratic, with all sorts of excuses for the imbalance. Remember how sophisticated the mind-fuckery is today. My new theory is they want Trump voters to lose their shit when all swing states slip out of his fingers by a hair as MSM calls the election for Harris on Thursday or Friday, after a couple more days of nail-biting drama. This will trigger a bunch of fairly limited things they will call "insurrections", thus necessitating trotting out select military units instead of police/NG to squash them, and so "saving democracy from the terrorists within". Of course, the president-elect Harris cabal will prepare a number of executive orders to make sure "the terrorists" never protest anything ever again.

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CynthiaS's avatar

Well if he continues to win bigly then they can’t rig all of them.

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Anti-Hip's avatar

Agreed. The vote differentials currently [2am] look pretty big in the swing states. Although, the thing that drives my feeling about this is the stakes for the losers. I believe many of them will stoop to nearly anything to prevent accountability for crimes, so expect some kind of "November surprise".

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rtj's avatar

I should probably just crawl into a cave and hibernate for the winter. I had better start getting fat now.

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William Dean Thurmond's avatar

I started in 2012

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CynthiaS's avatar

We’re done counting mail in ballots in Ann Arbor mi. Waiting for final tabulation. I don’t know how things will go in Detroit or other big blue cities. It’s 1:36 AM

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CA's avatar

It’s possible.

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: Well. That (the above) didn't age well... Well said, but this time, they knew that they couldn't get away with what they pulled in 2020, rigging the election. This was too big to rig. January 21, 2025: Hunter Biden is sent to the Ukraine to help fight the "mostly peaceful" North Koreans.

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Anti-Hip's avatar

Probably. But then, expect a "November surprise" of some kind. Remember how big the stakes are for the losers.

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: A Democrat "November Surprise" is always a turkey.

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Hele's avatar

Depressing.

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Don Reed's avatar

Citizen Free Press 11/06/24 (1:45 am): "Donald J. Trump is the 47th President of the United States... Trump Wins Pennsylvania." AND Michigan AND Pennsylvania...

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LandonT's avatar

That he took Michigan is really impressive. There's a story.

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Nowhere Man's avatar

I really hope someone livestreams Anthony Blinken and Jake Sullivan carrying their shit out in banker’s boxes.

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Janine's avatar

Look where those two have gotten us in the world!

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Scarlett's avatar

With Joy Reid carrying out her crap to her right-wing fascist extremism house where she can sit and moan. I hope she's as miserably unhappy as she most definitely deserves to be.

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: But you don't understand. Joy is only happy when she's UNHAPPY.

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LandonT's avatar

she should be ecstatic

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gortroe's avatar

Has Springsteen left the country yet?

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Prodigal's Journey's avatar

unfortunately, they will carry those boxes to their new 6 figure jobs. this is what i hate most...no-one in the MIC ever loses.

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

With feet stuck up their asses from their MAGA replacements

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Paul Girard's avatar

Now that, my friend, is a poignant comment. Well done.

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Nowhere Man's avatar

It would bring me the first actual "joy" of this election.

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Patrick's avatar

Ode to the spineless jellyfish

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LandonT's avatar

Maybe Musk will let Trumpy borrow his sink.

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Neo's avatar

word

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Betting markets are 90%+ for Trump to win the popular vote as well. Huge swings from minorities to the racist.

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Paul Harper's avatar

We are all Hitler now!

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

Long live “us as Hitler”

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Paul Harper's avatar

Not a peep about appeals to bigotry. Shocked by support from Latinos despite the 'vile joke' at the Not-neo-nazi rally. Haven't heard: "was calling half of America garbage and Nazis our best move?"

When/if will that Hitler question be broached. For my part, I'm NEVER going to let these pricks forget the casual smears leveled at us by elites.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Newsnation is calling the election for Trump, via Megyn Kelly - Trump takes Pennsylvania - over! Congrat tweets from Mark Cuban.

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Hele's avatar

United!

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Mister Delgado's avatar

BIPOC Nazis for Israel, and Jesus.

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WI Patriot's avatar

Sauk County northwest of Madison WI is a 50/50 county and is turning Red. Team Trump did well with early voting and get out the vote. To Big To Rig !!

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Patrick's avatar

Traumala!

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Nowhere Man's avatar

Bombala

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Patrick's avatar

Kalamity

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Nowhere Man's avatar

Kalastrophe

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Patrick's avatar

Kamalamadingdong

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Nowhere Man's avatar

Kamala Lama Fa Fa Fa

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HeathN's avatar

Kamakamakamakakamakamaleon! She comes and goes...

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Kate Cahill's avatar

you've got that song in my head!!

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Nowhere Man's avatar

It's a rerun from 2008 when I used to say "Obama Lama Fa Fa Fa"

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DarkSkyBest's avatar

Tarantula.

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rtj's avatar

Kamala!

Kamala, Kamala Bo-ba-la

Bo-na-na fanna Fo-ba-la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJLi5_dyn0

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Hele's avatar

Kamalapalooza!

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Janine's avatar

Perfect

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The Man Who Shouldn't Be King's avatar

>News directors and party officials alike are going to wonder exactly what it wins them to have on-air spokespeople calling all of Florida an “extreme right-wing fascist state,” as Joy Reid just did.

The crazy thing is, I don't think they will. No matter how many votes they lose by going into crackpot self-righteous lecture mode, they JUST CAN'T STOP DOING IT.

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Mark W's avatar

It was crazy to watch the aftermath of 2016. Its the Simpson's meme, "Am I the problem?...no everyone else is the problem!". They had a chance to take an introspective look and understand why they are so out of touch with the voting populace. Nope, they doubled down on the hate and assuming anyone not with them were stupid, racist, bigoted, nazis. I expect more of the same if Trump wins.

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Mahlon Leonard's avatar

Performance art victimhood.

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John Duffner's avatar

It’s mental illness and it gets nothing but reinforcement

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TWC's avatar

Reid should just walk into the ocean.

She makes The View hens seem like intellectual giants

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

LOL “ walk into the ocean” Great mental image! Thanks

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Bobby Lime's avatar

"MSNBC is a morgue." So, it's being repurposed from a psychiatric group session?

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Tardigrade's avatar

I'm almost sorry I can't watch the MSNBC live stream. (Don't have TV, don't pay for access.)

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: Not to worry! There will be dozens of gloating compilations of these weeping, whining, stampy-feet brats on YouTube by the time you wake up this morning.

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Stewart Schulze's avatar

I don't either but it streams for free on their web site

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Tardigrade's avatar

Not for me, it wanted me to log in.

Not worth it even for free account.

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Stewart Schulze's avatar

No, I agree. Weird, I just go to the webpage and it plays for free, no log in or anything.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Yes, I coulda tried harder :)

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Janine's avatar

Heard that Comcast wants to spin off MSNBC

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Sea Sentry's avatar

Comcast may have to write a check to the buyer.

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Don Reed's avatar

11/06/24: Jeff Zucker (former CNN CEO) should buy it. And why not? He almost succeeded in destroying MSNBC before he was fired. Looks good on the resume..

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Jonathan's avatar

Call me a pessimist, but I believe the reason Trump wins is because our beloved intel community allowed it, and for one purpose: so they can boost military recruitment, in turn because WWIII is indeed coming.

Eh, I'm drunk, I should go to bed. It's not like any weird shit can happen overnight, right? Hope that missile test goes well....

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Nowhere Man's avatar

Hey if you were the Dems would you want to keep trying to deal with this complete mess?

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Jonathan's avatar

That's the other theory--that we're headed for an economic cliff and the Dems don't want to own it. It would explain why the ridiculous Tim Walz was selected as her running mate; so they could avoid ruining the prospects of the real contenders like Newsom or Shapiro or Klobuchar.

Oh, wait, no, it's because Kamala was "sleep-deprived" when she chose him --- BAHAHAHAHA

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Nowhere Man's avatar

Yep been thinking this for a while. And how about they really kick off the Iran shit now and hand it to Trump too.

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CynthiaS's avatar

Definitely going to crash and then blame Trump et al

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R. G. Miga's avatar

change my mind: Biden ratfucked the Democratic Party by going rogue and endorsing Harris, as revenge for pushing him out.

god, this is hilarious.

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Peter Schaeffer's avatar

You are certainly correct about the effect. I am less sure about the plan.

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R. G. Miga's avatar

who said anything about a plan? i'm trying to reconstruct the timeline... was there any mention of Harris being the nominee before Biden sent out that bizarre endorsement tweet on a Sunday afternoon? from what i remember, they showed up to give him the cyanide pill on that same Sunday; he fired off that letter from wherever he was holed up, and then the tweet came right after. i think Biden did it without it being vetted by the Clinton-Obama contingent; they might have had their own picks in mind, before he threw a lit cigar into the powder magazine. totally willing to be corrected, but it would explain a lot.

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CA's avatar

He’s always been a vengeful prick.

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CA's avatar

Adam Ant Schiff. Unbelievable California.

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Dean's avatar

Any society that chooses to give power to someone such as him can't be headed anywhere good.

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Nowhere Man's avatar

My fool friend actually wasted his time going around knocking on doors for Katie Porter in the primary, as if they were ever going to let her in over King Russiagater.

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Mista B's avatar

Ah yes, Katie Porter, the child rapist defender.

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MS's avatar
Nov 6Edited

It is just awful!

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Lisa Gleaton's avatar

Agreed!

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RootBier's avatar

For the first time in this entire election season I’m hearing MSM saying the economy is bad. Until an hour ago you had to be a Trump Nazi or a Putin stooge to say that.

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Bonnie Blodgett's avatar

Yeah, but the stock market rose another 300 points. Do the billionaires give a shit who wins? Not really. They also don't care if "the economy is bad." This whole thing is a charade. Why does anyone bother voting?

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Savi_heretic33's avatar

Wait! Men in women’s locker rooms is not a winning policy?!!!!! I’m shocked!

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Tardigrade's avatar

'there’s also a referendum on the intellectual mainstream, and that could be more decisive than the vote.'

Please gawd yes.

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Artemus Gordon's avatar

Kamala Harris' only positive is that she knows how to fail up. She is a horrible candidate and the voters recognized it. She's a perfect example of the "Peter" principle, except in her case the peter belonged to Willy Brown.

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MattieRoss's avatar

#savage

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Jeff Keener's avatar

By my reckoning, Trump takes this with at least 280 EC votes. The GOP takes majorities in both houses of Congress. The DNC will contest at least two states and try to rile Trump up to draw him into an error that will dog him through the transition and into his 2nd term. God, what will they dream up against him this time?

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Katie Andraski's avatar

Those felony convictions? The insurrection thing? put him in prison?

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Jeff Keener's avatar

They've already tried that.

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Katie Andraski's avatar

True

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Christopher's avatar

CNN doing a good job. Not hiding the disappointment. Calling NC early

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