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Spiderbaby's avatar

I may be mistaken but I think the cheating comes in the wee hours of the morning!

Night!

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BookWench's avatar

And tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after. . .

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David's avatar

Bingo. Will they do the leaking toilet again? Or will they come up with something else?

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HeathN's avatar

Agreed. Too early to tell is a clear message that truckloads of mystery ballots are yet to arrive.

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Ollo Gorog's avatar

There you go! They're bummed because they know the count is going to needs some "alternate methods" at around 4am.

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Kathleen McCook's avatar

However this turns out it should demonstrate to whoever wins that a lot needs to be done to unify the country.

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ScottyG's avatar

Yeah, Biden had that opportunity and he called me garbage and vilified me for not goose stepping to get a worthless “vaccine”

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Kate Cahill's avatar

Obama had an opportunity and decided to ignore all of his caucasian DNA!!

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EndOfTheRoad's avatar

I have no interest in unity with people wanted me in prison for questioning the vaccine. I want retribution.

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J. Lincoln's avatar

And there's a lot of people that don't want to see unity in this nation, unfortunately. You'll see who they are shortly after a Trump win.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Trump was pretty solidly in the lead during 2020 as well. Hopefully he's spent his time on preventing/proving election fraud........

And Trump is ahead in VA as of the last update I saw.

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David's avatar

I am still waiting for a leaky toilet to freeze vote counting in the middle of the night, somehow all of the swing states with Trump well ahead. After four hours, the vote counting will resume with Biden well ahead. They did it last time, why wouldn’t they do it this time?

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Hawker's avatar

Their being watched very closely this time. They don't have any schemes left to try. It's over for them. AND that's a very good thing!

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Turd_Ferguson's avatar

They'll never prove election fraud. Democrats have spent 2 decades convincing people it doesn't exist and can't happen.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

so unfortunate!!

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Turd_Ferguson's avatar

VA heavy DC districts always come in very late. She'll mop up that area. VA is going to Kamala. The race comes down to NC, PA and WI.

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HeathN's avatar

He spent his time fighting bogus legal battles.

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Turd_Ferguson's avatar

He was fighting a system that has perfected the art of presenting exactly what they want to present for 100 years. The only odd balls to win the presidency were Carter and Trump, and they will never let Trump win again. Especially with people like RFK and Elon with him wanting to end the gravy train.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

say your prayers!!! I'm lighting a candle!!

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Jose Weto's avatar

I laughed uproariously at "I'll rifle through my cabinet and see if I have any downers to listen to NPR". Also Lawrence O'Donnell on a Thorazine drip may be the most accurate photo caption of all time.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

I loved that one too! As well as the "swallowed an anvil" bit!!

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gortroe's avatar

Does O'Donnell have teeth?

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Outis's avatar

In particular, the full, "...stared ahead, mute, like a man on a thorazine drip, or maybe contemplating seppuku."

And that "or" could arguably be an "inclusive or"!

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Dan's avatar

Keep it coming, Matt. Refreshing my inbox repeatedly looking for your updates.

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Dag Waddell's avatar

The thing that strikes me is the msm doesn’t even attempt to come across like they are simply reporting the results without showing a preference.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

Give up on looking for that!!

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JR's avatar

Speaking strictly for mysself, I'm only readin Matt's coverage. I have no remaining fucks to give to cable news.

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MG's avatar

100%.

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ScottyG's avatar

I’m watching the Islander hockey game…and I haaaaaaaaate the Islanders. Thank you, Matt, for doing the heavy lifting.

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Babs's avatar

Go Penguins!

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JR's avatar

I'm busily consuming NY FOOTBALL GIANTS content. And if you've been following the team, you know that's a heavy lift.

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ScottyG's avatar

Yup🥺

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Kate Cahill's avatar

I'm watching a great cast in "Burnt Offerings"! I didn't get enough classic horror in October. Extending the season!!

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Thomas Hilterbrant's avatar

Chris Wallace trying to explain why the map is so red because, well, those other states haven’t reported yet… is he in early dementia?

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Savi_heretic33's avatar

It's called denial.

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Lis's avatar

Demential. Joe Biden's photo is next to it in the dictionary. Or, will be.

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Savi_heretic33's avatar

LOL

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Kate Cahill's avatar

Love it Lis!!

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MH's avatar

🤣

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David Cashion's avatar

When they start shitting anvils I will tune in.

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Jades’ Radical Candor's avatar

I’m passing the time in between posts with my 90 yr old matriarchal liberal mom who was fiercely active in the civil rights movement , started a league for women voters chapter in our town, and met Rose Kennedy one day while on an afternoon stroll in Hyannisport.

She is drinking currently margaritas, folding laundry and ironing her sheets.

I am 65, her oldest daughter and currently identify as an Anarchist and chose to sit out this election as a Conscientious Objector, not sure how those line up philosophically but who cares . I’m drinking the left over tequila.

I seriously detest Trump but if I was voting and if it wasn’t Trump and if there wasn’t a genocide to consider, I’d vote republican. My mom is mortified.

I feel like I need a confessional because I’m secretly hoping Trump wins just to watch the peppy smugness drain from the faces of Rachel and crew…

I also spit out most of my last tequila shot over the Thorazine drip comment….. lolol

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Regina Filippone's avatar

NPR! ??? After Rachel. ? Glutton for punishment

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BookWench's avatar

Matt is a total badass.

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John Duffner's avatar

I think it might be like:

"The guy is drunk! But there he goes!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEKso3Cqbxs

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DaveL's avatar

Must be hard core!

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Paul Hiatt's avatar

Best subscription ever..

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KEITH HELLER's avatar

Thanks Matt! Loving the play by play.

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BookWench's avatar

Matt, your mad word skills are just what I need tonight.

"While everyone else on set was working hard, Lawrence O’Donnell stared ahead, mute, like a man on a thorazine drip, or maybe contemplating seppuku."

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Kate Cahill's avatar

Priceless, right??? Matt is great!! A man for our times!!

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rtj's avatar

Thanks for watching so we don't have to. And thanks for not making us. If you have to post Maddow (or any of the others), well, I can never take too many smoke breaks.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

If Kammy gets in I may take up smoking again! What's the point in preserving my aged lungs?

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rtj's avatar

Don't do it. My aged lungs are paying for it dearly.

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Kate Cahill's avatar

I may just tipple a little! I used to roll my own and just smoke 1 a day!

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rtj's avatar

Would that i could.

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