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Dillon's point about mainstream comedy being taken over by the teachers' pets as opposed to the class clowns is so, soo, sooo true!

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This feature has potential. Dillon is at his best when he's riffing, which is hard to capture in text. The same is probably true for other comedians. Perhaps this works better as a video?

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Love Dillon and was super excited when I read you were doing this with him. It wasn't the funniest or most interesting thing I've read tbh but please keep trying to make it work! I love both of you guys and will continue to keep reading anything you do together!

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Mainstream comedy's unquestioning support for the elite consensus is one of the grosser things to occur in media during the Trump years. As always, Tim gets it and honestly, hilarious calls this out.

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More Tim Dillon please, in any way shape or form

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His “cruise people” bit is horrifying and spot on!

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This really is Life in the Big City.

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The Big City sucks. The rent is too damn high.

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Seeing Tim Dillon as a contributor finally pushed me over the edge and made me subscribe to this substack.

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Great comedy is essentially telling the truth in a rant. It’s not the same as pun writing, which is what news humor obviously is. It’s also the reason why Trump’s twitter feed is awesome and late night comedy has sucked for years.

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I've been agnostic on Trump's Twitter feed (part of general agnosticism about Twitter/SocMed) but I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GOODS once, eventually, he is out of office. Let it roll.

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Dillon: “ But the right opinion is never funny.” Exactly, it’s usually the other way around. The funny opinion is true. Comedians these days try to be subversive like Hicks, and go political. But Hicks was a comedian first, satirist later. The anatomy of funny isn’t born in political critique. It’s born in contrast, incongruity. That’s why Burr is top right now. He’s funny first, political second.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWulvchFpYs

Listen to Richard Pryor-he has the entire room laughing over a an entirely serious social issue that is still a flash point today. No one likes to be harangued by uptight people. His message gets out b/c it framed in humor-it’s the Mary Poppins theory-a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down in a most delightful way.

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Watching this again, it's eerie how closely Pryor's "white person voice" coincides in tone and cadence with Obama's speechifying delivery. Wonder if Barry watched him as a kid.

I don't have a point here. Just a Jungian synchronicity for me.

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Everyone forgets that Obama is just another president with a white mom who attended Ivy League schools.....

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I am convinced Richard Pryor was the greatest American ever to live. George Washington may have chopped down the cherry tree, but he didn't set himself on fire and then later make fun of himself for it. My President

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The Jeffrey Toobin episode (you couldn't really call it an "affair") calls out for the limerick treatment. In classic hip-hop cadence. Maybe there should be a contest. With extra credit for puns.

But- no screen capture images? What's up with that? This is 2020!

I feel weird roasting a guy that whose writing I've often found enjoyable to read. But as Steve Martin has informed us, comedians should have no friends. I think that's the aphorism, anyway.

Speaking of Steve Martin, the person I'd most like to see do a tell-all interview with Toobin is Martin Short, doing his Jiminy Glick character.

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Dillon aced it all, the wokeness bullshit has ruined humor as well!:” Now, it's become the nerd, the teacher's pet [doing the comedy]. Those people are… they're trying to make the right points and have the right opinion. But the right opinion is never funny. When I'm making fun of nurses, it's funny because it's absurd and ridiculous. And there's a little truth to what I'm saying, because again, enough with the Facebook, ladies, we get it, it's a tough job. But when you're just like, "Hey, racism's bad." That's not a funny take. You're correct. But it's not funny. “

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The "teacher's pet" thing explains a lot more about the pathway to success in the Democratic Party than most people would prefer to admit.

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Funky Cold Medina-Tone Loc was the first rap album I bought as a kid!

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I think this feature is worth exploring a bit but agree it lends itself to video more than text.

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I loved Dillon's bit about "cruise people" on Rogan's podcast. Also been a MLS fan for 20 painful years and their writers are always doing those kind of ledes. Most fall flat but every once in a while they're golden.

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Wow. I subscribed about a week or two ago because you seemed to be one of the last journalists doing actual journalism. What do I get for my fifty dollars? Journalists writing about journalists! I'm really disappointed. Do you all think you're some sort of celebrities? If I simply didn't care about this I wouldn't stop to make a negative comment. This is the kind of garbage that has destroyed journalism over the past decade. Why do you want to take your reputation and set a flame thrower to it?

Let me know when you write another article with real research. I feel like I just paid for a bait and switch.

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Did you see the other articles he released today? For example, there’s one about Allianz and another about the social security administration.

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Presumably what you paid for were the articles from Matt that you're still getting. What you're getting in addition to that and for no additional charge is even more content from Matt and others like him. And yet, somehow, you're complaining.

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I was going to write something making fun of your indignant tone, Jacqueline, and then I thought better of it and went and looked at Matt's substack homepage (I read articles via email newsletter). Because quite a few pieces were published at once, the more "meaty" pieces are pushed to the bottom — perhaps giving an incomplete view of the content. Maybe Matt can "pin" or separate them in future.

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"I know a lot of you who subscribed did not sign up for pranks or charts or joke book reviews. So I won’t fill your email inboxes with this material. In the newsletter format, it’s voluntary — you can take it or leave it."

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I recall a headline in the Washington Times about the resolution of the military's "don't ask, don't tell" crisis regarding questions about sexual orientation during recruitment: "Pentagon to Drop Query."

And their headline announcing Bill Clinton's first election win, which ran in all caps across the entire top of the front page: "SOOOOOOOOOEY"

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