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Boris's avatar

Those are nice green checkmarks there. Too bad not a single one of them has any basis in reality.

But just like some people can say "fiery but mostly peaceful" with a straight face, others will look at empty shelves and tripled prices for whatever's left and claim that they are "winning bigly."

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Alice Ball's avatar

Don’t be dumb in public Boris. It’s unseemly.

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Boris's avatar

Yeah, I have no idea why you keep doing it.

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Lawyers Guns & Money's avatar

Shit! Did another pandemic break out! Is all the fucking toilet paper gone from

Costco again?

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Boris's avatar

Eggs had a very Soviet-looking "no more than 3 cartons per customer" signs on them. Toilet paper could be next. (Hmmm, where does a lot of raw materials for it come from?...)

Don't you have a bidet at home? Water's still local.

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justamom's avatar

Yes there was a planned egg shortage manufactured by the previous administration who culled the egg producing chickens because of a bird flu plandemic, lol.

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Boris's avatar

LOL, indeed.

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