White Guys Are Back! Recapping the Tim Walz Rollout: ATW Live Tonight, 5:30 ET
How close did Swami Walter Kirn come to predicting coverage of the Tim Walz-a-ganza? Tune in tonight for a brief live recap
After learning last night on MSNBC that a roaring wind was filling our collective sails with enthusiasm for [name running mate here], providence today delivered the promised tornado when Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was named the other half of the Kamala Harris ticket. CNN Legal analyst Jeffery Evan Gold will have to consult a doctor for a Walz-on far exceeding four hours, making Peter Travers blush with reviews like “Coach Walz sells well from left to right,” “Nobody will believe this guy is anything but their neighbor,” and “America will love Coach Walz!” He’s authentic, jocular, everybody’s favorite uncle, and an affable, engaging, rural ex-teacher with “dad energy” who can land a punch, too. He even started the “weird” thing. Give him four mesh trucker hats way up!
I’d say more, but don’t want to give away the list of lines predicted last night. In some cases, expectations were exceeded, or whatever counts as the antonym for exceeded. We’ll do a brief recap and Mystery Science look-in tonight at 5:30 pm ET/4:30 CT.
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What did we do before these nonstop propaganda dumps? American Bandstand?
Thanks for covering this shit so we can tune out, Matt. You’re made of sturdier stuff than I.
Dad energy, if your dad is left of Mao Zedong and likes to blame everything on someone else.