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Kathleen McCook's avatar

He was a summer intern for Vice President Spiro Agnew.

He wormed his way deep into power on the Project for a New American Century. Does anyone remember that run by Robert Kagan spouse of Victoria Newland?

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SBJay's avatar

This guy was living in a glass house and he threw a lot of stones.

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Mean Mister Mustache he's in the dark

Raves full of snark lying for a newspaper

Sleeps in his huge Bethesda home

If you lose your job just learn to code

Peasants make him turn up his nose

Such a mean old man

Suck on this, old man

[Verse 2]

His sister Kam works writing slop

She never stops, she's a Substacker

Takes him out to brat summer yas kween

Donald Trump's tweets are so mean

Always shouts out something obscene

Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

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Dave Osborne's avatar

Fantastic! Thanks

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Rob F's avatar

John Bolton has always styled himself as a modern Theodore Roosevelt — the mustache, the bluster, the talk of moral courage and American grit. But peel back the posture and you get something closer to a wussy Teddy Roosevelt, a desk warrior who mistakes chest-thumping for conviction. The big stick is just a pen, the charge up the hill replaced by a sprint to the publisher’s office. Beneath the bravado lies a bureaucrat who weaponized patriotism for profit.

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DaveL's avatar

…who routinely gets a lot of other people killed.

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Paul Harper's avatar

Agreed. Absolutely nothing funny about this gang of a-holes. Thanks, Greg, for stepping up! Nice work!

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Laura's avatar

Anyone who has ever worked with classified information should be horrified by Bolton's actions. If he were an average person, this would be an open in shut case with him serving jail time. There is never a reason to have an open email account where you are placing classified information, and even less to create one for a "diary". Hillary should have gone to jail for it and Bolton should go to jail for it.

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DaveL's avatar

It’s why Hillary and Obama ginned up Russiagate, to take the focus from her illegal acts and aim the focus on Trump.

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Madjack's avatar

Seth Rich.

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Turd_Ferguson's avatar

The rules are different for the politicos. If you are a sailor that takes a picture on a Submarine and sends it to his girlfriend, you get 10 years in Leavenworth. These ass-clowns write books that nobody reads yet somehow they get several million dollars for.

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Jack Gallagher's avatar

I particularly laughed when Bolton claimed that it's perfectly ok to keep a diary. Ummm, not when that diary contains info that you copied down and which you knew was classified info. There's no "diary exception" for you re-writing down classified info that was given to you in confidence in a government meeting. Only a dope would make such an assertion.

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Running Burning Man's avatar

Seems like this sort of handling of Classified Docs is fairly routine in DC. I'd indict a lot more folks, Reps and Dems.

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Forheremenaremen's avatar

You forgot the part where the CNN cameras were there to cover the investigation in his house, and when Bolton was put in leg irons and forced to make a humiliating perp walk in front of everyone.

Oh wait, only the Biden administration did stuff like that.

P.S. Matt, glad to see you are feeling better...

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steven t koenig's avatar

This wasn't Matt. It's Greg Collard

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Forheremenaremen's avatar

Thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't noticed.

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Neil Opfer's avatar

My mistake too for a second as the Matt Taibbi name is always on the e-mail when I get these and at first didn't see the Greg Collard byline. Distracted by the headline I suppose. Bolton's one of these bad neocons that got us in the Iraq quicksand, etc. Fully support the DOJ/Trump moves against him but do disagree with pulling his security detail. Also disagreed with pulling Pompeo's security detail. Iran's still got those fatwa's in place on both Bolton and Pompeo.

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steven t koenig's avatar

They've all got enough money to provide their own security.

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Noam Deplume, Jr. (look,at,me)'s avatar

But Roger Stone was dangerous and deserved the pre-dawn SWAT treatment. He was charged with "obstruction of a congressional investigation, five counts of making false statements to Congress, and tampering with a witness." He could have blurted out more false statements, a perverted, ultra-violent crime seldom witnessed in Washington, D.C.

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Quint's avatar

Will his mustache be tried separately?

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Sea Sentry's avatar

I've heard that they'll be tried together, but that his mustache has its own counsel.

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Quint's avatar

Lol. That's even better. 😆

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Jane Tracy's avatar

😂😂

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Joni Lang's avatar

🤭🤭🥸

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midge's avatar

Well, considering they put Kiriakou in jail for 2.5 years for a complete frame-up job where he did absolutely nothing wrong, other than upsetting Bolton's fellow criminal boyfriend, John Brennan, Bolton should probably receive the death penalty that he wanted so bad for Bradley Manning.

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Timothy G McKenna's avatar

Just pisses me off to no end - the greed that so pervades DC and the celebrity that these officials (elected and otherwise) gin up for themselves to capitalize on their service.

I pray every morning at Mass that God drops a giant enema hose on the Beltway and surrounding areas and blasts the rot away.

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DaveL's avatar

Books that no one reads, but have a big payout!

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Sunil's avatar

So, the imagery makes me a bit queasy, but otherwise I'm right there with you. :)

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Sahri Zeger's avatar

I borrowed the book from the library and tried to read it. It was so boring, poorly written, and self congratulatory that I skipped over at least 80% of it. If his goal was to prove Trump shouldn’t be president, he failed (and I say that as someone who didn’t vote for Trump).

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DaveL's avatar

You’re not intended to read that sort of book; no one is.

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Laurie Underwood's avatar

I'm glad you didn't waste your money buying it

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DaveL's avatar
3hEdited

“My conclusion is clear. I don’t think he should be president. ”

So it’s up to John Bolton to judge whether someone is president? I thought we voted on that decision, it wasn’t up to some swampy insider.

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Jack Gallagher's avatar

I'm shocked, shocked to learn that John Bolton holds others to security standards that he himself does not bother to observe.

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Mrs. McFarland's avatar

It’s really sad to realize at my age to conclude that our politicians have been playing a real life version of Spy vs Spy ( or is Wylie Coyote vs the Roadrunner) for most of my 70 some years…..Trump arrives in Washington having concluded pretty much the same, determined to correct the course of a do mostly nothing government only to be lied to and double crossed by these career opportunists like Bolton . “ He’s not a politician” should be heralded rather than villified, tarred and feathered…

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Ken Del Signore's avatar

well if the NYT is reporting that he sent the daily encrypted messages to his wife and daughter that makes sense. The doublespeak detranslation is: the dnc blob supports Bolton in this matter.

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Skenny's avatar

I sometimes regret not developing the mindset/skillset to be a politician, an "operative," or even just a bureaucrat where I could enrich myself at taxpayer expense. But sleeping well is worth a lot.

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Larry's avatar

Why did Trump hire Bolton to begin with?!

It was an incredibly dumb move.

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DaveL's avatar

Probably wanted a close-up view of how swamp creatures operate. Bolton wasn’t there all that long.

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Larry's avatar

Bolton was far from being the only swamp creature he hired who turned on him like a rabid Pit Bull.

Bill Barr was by far the worst. But you could also make a good argument for Wray and Pence being the worst.

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