It was a horrible debate. Trump was certainly rude but Biden lied just as much. Softer tone, but garbage still came out. Pre-existing conditions as the opener? Are you kidding me? Then Trump calls him a socialist and says the Green New Deal is $100T. Bottom line: good people won't run. James Mattis--a serious man of history--said "Let's be very clear, democracy is an experiment. That's all it is." There was nothing tonight to make a young talent aspire to become a leader. This was the opposite.
I don't know if I have enough alcohol in the house to follow these rules. I don't see the debate offering up any type of dialogue other than what you have listed in the rules.
When I was in elementary school, sometimes boys would get in a fight over something like...a ball...and name-calling would start and then there would be a semi-violent, but not really violent brawl and both would get sent to the principal's office. Both would end up getting detention. That's what I watched last night, except the principal (Wallace) was nothing like Sister Carmella from my childhood. She would have shut that shit DOWN.
Biden seems more belligerent than Trump but he might forget what he’s angry about and wander off. Trying to imagine Trump in a fistfight makes me gut-laugh. There’s a reason the guy won’t throw a starting pitch.
What if Trump whips out his little orange mushroom, pisses in a cup, and declares it “beautiful, perfect, amazing, clean” piss and dared Biden do the same? Thus becoming a literal televised pissing contest. With a schlongsuit competition.
Will Biden go full McConnell and call his “mule piss”?
Look Fat, here's the deal.
Rule 12 is downright irresponsible!
It was a horrible debate. Trump was certainly rude but Biden lied just as much. Softer tone, but garbage still came out. Pre-existing conditions as the opener? Are you kidding me? Then Trump calls him a socialist and says the Green New Deal is $100T. Bottom line: good people won't run. James Mattis--a serious man of history--said "Let's be very clear, democracy is an experiment. That's all it is." There was nothing tonight to make a young talent aspire to become a leader. This was the opposite.
Trump's performance was like a mammoth stuck in a tar pit bellowing at the other archaic beast.
I don't know if I have enough alcohol in the house to follow these rules. I don't see the debate offering up any type of dialogue other than what you have listed in the rules.
When I was in elementary school, sometimes boys would get in a fight over something like...a ball...and name-calling would start and then there would be a semi-violent, but not really violent brawl and both would get sent to the principal's office. Both would end up getting detention. That's what I watched last night, except the principal (Wallace) was nothing like Sister Carmella from my childhood. She would have shut that shit DOWN.
Biden seems more belligerent than Trump but he might forget what he’s angry about and wander off. Trying to imagine Trump in a fistfight makes me gut-laugh. There’s a reason the guy won’t throw a starting pitch.
The usual Taibbi brilliance.
Do you want people to get alcohol poisoning.
What if Trump whips out his little orange mushroom, pisses in a cup, and declares it “beautiful, perfect, amazing, clean” piss and dared Biden do the same? Thus becoming a literal televised pissing contest. With a schlongsuit competition.
Will Biden go full McConnell and call his “mule piss”?
This is an awful lot of opportunity. Alcohol-poisoning-level opportunity.
#13 is going to make it a short night.
Feeling it today. Thanks Matt.
What a damn mess.
I believe these are guidelines for "deaths of despair"
I’m going to start drinking early. I need my debate legs!
Where's Ralph to scold us for playing a drinking game while important things are going down?