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"I know readers of this site come for more serious topics."

I cannot imagine how anyone - even if they don't like sports - would rather read more about critical race theory/covid/Trump than this. Plus this was really good advice for any NBA GMs who stumble upon it. The only problem was taking a shot at us poor Sixers fans was unnecessary.

I doubt I stand alone in saying "yes, more less serious stuff like this please!"

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I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than sit through an NBA game, but I always loves me a Matt Taibbi column.

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Oh, as a German, I loved reading this stuff, because none of it makes sense, it's so alien. Like when a friend a few years back tried to explain the rules of cricket to me. His mouth was moving and what came out were English phrases but they just strangely floated past. I love English. You can say things like 'did you see how Porky O'Choux hit a fifty-nine wing-slug from a hard forward and it hit the skillet?' and pretend you're talking knowledgably about some popular ball game.

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This piece was written in a foreign language, but I nevertheless enjoyed the spirited on the edge of madness vibe.

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In 1973 my 8th grade class at a tiny Catholic school in Petersburg Virginia was trotted about a mile to a local gym (our school did not have one) so we could watch a high school basketball game in the middle of the day. I turned to friend about half way through and said "That guy Moses Malone is really good!"

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Basketball is very exciting. The men throw the ball and sometimes it goes into the hoop and that's very exciting.

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Gotta love your “pick whichever player Skip Bayless thinks is a bust” rule!

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Never apologize for what you write. If anyone gives you shit, let me know. This is America, you write what you want! Great piece.

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You are taking a lot of heat for this piece in the comments BUT I FREAKING LOVE IT. MEGA SLEEPER ARTICLE

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I have no interest in sports but this was a funny read and you shouldn’t apologize for what you write. Gotta take a break from everyday nonsense. Never ever apologize.

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Matt, I'm an old lady and I love you for loving basketball even more than for the giant squid bon mot. A few summers ago, maybe 2013 after falling for Kawhi and all he promised, I was watching a very bad summer league game in New Zealand when the the announcer announced that if one was watching this particular game in summer league, one was a junkie. I'm sure you had better things to do. Keep your lovely mind open and keep writing any old thing you want.

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Matt, any thought of covering the NBA draft live with your Useful Idiots partner in crime. I'd watch that over ESPN coverage in a heartbeat.

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Zion is the ultimate fat-skilled player. He tore out of his damn shoes. This reminds me I don't get too much of an offseason from my addiction. Thanks for the break from politics!

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A specialized field -- couldn't care less about NBA.

Total corporate media on Status Coup's Flint crime discovery would be of more interest -- that phones of all big enchiladas involved were ERASED for up-to-three year period -- hence they knew they are poisoning Flint population for YEARS....

But BLM supposedly. Lies after lies at state and local levels...

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The NBA's support of communism v. liberty and SJW messaging does suck, but your article was funny/insightful and a blessing to the basketball lover

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I like everything you write.

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