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Bret's avatar

Matt, your country is counting on you.

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🏴‍☠️UnoLibertino🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Forget alcohol, everything is better with edibles...I aim to get high as a kite to watch this shit show. I think if I got drunk that show would make me so nuts I might get in a fight with my neighbors lawn gnome ...

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Bethany Jones's avatar

😂😂

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Dean Thompson's avatar

Matt, you are a better man than I am, brother. This will be the first time, ever, that I will not watch one minute of either national convention. I do not want to give either of these corrupt parties the satisfaction of wasting my important time to watch that dribble. It will be reading, music, Netflix, or answering emails for these eight days upcoming. These two and a half months can not go by fast enough.

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KLG25's avatar

I count on you to do the things I can't! Gave up TV news in 1992 and I've been sober for 28 years! Pokey Joe is not worth falling off the wagon.

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Rick Merlotti's avatar

Imma drink w/o watching, thank you.

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Mike's avatar

I give it another 12 minutes before you update the start time to Thursday.

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Leslie Swieck's avatar

~ ice water, Matt. We need you, c’mon man

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Kathleen McCook's avatar

For God and country. Don't give up the ship.

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Randall's avatar

I’ve kicked both alcohol and cable news; no correlation. Cable news is kind of like social media in that you can tell who’s spending a few hours a day there. Permanent slow boil, a little too worked up about every piece of tweet-bait

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Michelle Weaver's avatar

My son asked why the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” lady is moderating. Bottle of wine long gone

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MJSchilder60's avatar

LOLOL

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Carol Jones's avatar

I'm impressed you lasted for 12 minutes!

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Tom Pazderka's avatar

This made me laugh!!!

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Cara MariAnna's avatar

Sadly, I cannot participate. I would quickly die of alcohol poisoning.

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MJSchilder60's avatar

I moved to Vermont 12/2019 - Governor Scott signed an executive order in April for Covid-19 Emergency Response we get to have alcohol delivered (in case I run out); with DNC 2020 $#it $#ow the odds are in favor of holistic mind-body numbing - Cheers America!

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The Dandy Highwayman's avatar

I won't even look in that direction as the cart full of rotten manure rolls by.

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Medium Bad's avatar

Switch to THC and the DNC train wreck will switch to slo mo....

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