We don’t have a taped Today’s News today because Michael Tracey attended the Bank of America settlement hearing yesterday. Reports from there, in addition to a where-we’re-at segment after Donald Trump’s midweek war speech, and the Final Four of our March Media Madness tourney. Visit @mtaibbi or click below:
Breaking news, Trump seeks $1.5 trillion for military budget. Granted not as important as Michael Tracey’s musings on how people pronounce his name, but maybe it merits a small mention?
Not even going to bother tuning in, for the following reasons:
1. I don't give a shit about the Final Four, or any other professional sports.
2. I give even less of a shit about any news related to Jeffery Epstein.