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This is absolutely ridiculous, a huge waste of time and I love it.

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So proud ...

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Really going to need a little more detail on the Diet Coke thing.

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Dr. Wood estimated that a Trumpian block of cesium-137 would contain about 1,000 moles of the substance. Trump's listed mass in kg is 243/2.204 = 110, whereas the molar mass of cesium-137 is about 137 g = 0.137 kg/mol. 110 kg/(0.137 kg/mol) = ~803, close enough to 1,000 for Taibbian work.

Dr. Wood was probably just rounding off given the extreme overall uncertainty of the real figure and a genial distaste for the whole project, but may have been bearing in mind that Trump's mass is one of the few things he's likely to *under*estimate.

Now, how many fucking seconds that I cannot reclaim, now or ever, did I spend on this? The Goldilocks amount, by personal fiat.

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More of this please. Fantastic.

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Thanks. I need to spend more time reading about science. To much PPE makes /me anxious.

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Incredible

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This article made me laugh while sitting here on a rather unusual Black Friday... or is it just normal for 2020.

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I laughed out loud, totally worth it!

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This cracked me up. I love it.

And I learned so much about cesium!

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Literally laughed out loud on this one. Two thumbs up!

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write a simulation or bust

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Had me a laff mate

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This lack of caesium in our lives might explain all the Brunch Covidians these days.

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